This Lincoln was brand new when the original owner bought it.

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 11/08/2014 at 17:57 • Filed to: None

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I would never have guessed...

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Alfalfa 11/08/2014 at 18:01

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Impossible. There's no way the original owner bought it brand new.

Thunderface > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/08/2014 at 18:05

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It's physically impossible

TheHondaBro > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/08/2014 at 18:07

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The original owner must have bought it used from the last owner.

GhostZ > Alfalfa 11/08/2014 at 18:07

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MPG: ~14mg

Original purchase price (adjusted for inflation to 2014 dollars): $72,000

Fuel cost: $32,000

Yearly cost of ownership since 1979, ignoring maintenance: $3250, at roughly 3200s mile a year.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Thunderface 11/08/2014 at 18:07

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I know, this guy has got to be bullshitting us.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > TheHondaBro 11/08/2014 at 18:08

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Yeah, that's probably what happened.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Alfalfa 11/08/2014 at 18:09

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Hold shit! Mind=blown!

Alfalfa > GhostZ 11/08/2014 at 18:12

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And now it can be yours for 1.5k!

O depreciation, thou art a heartless wench.

GhostZ > Alfalfa 11/08/2014 at 18:50

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Like seriously, fuel for one year is going to cost you at least that.

Alfalfa > GhostZ 11/08/2014 at 22:05

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Oh, most definitely. But it's a relatively low price for swaaaaaaaag ;)

GhostZ > Alfalfa 11/08/2014 at 22:26

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Alfalfa > GhostZ 11/08/2014 at 22:48

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That was very informative.