Hydrox: The Waymoe Story

"waymoe" (waymoe)
11/07/2014 at 09:12 • Filed to: None

Hello there waymoe here,

There have been recent allegators made that I am Raphmoe, Moenica, Ross Perot, someone named Ryguy, and/or Kates Dirty Sister. I am not any of those people, I am pretty sure Ross Perot is dead. I will break down why I am not these people in a post entitled "Hydrox: The Waymoe Story" which is this story that I am currently telling you.

I am not Raphmoe. Have you ever seen the american film Mean Girls? It is pretty good. Raphmoe is a different person than waymoe entirely. He is a parody account of Raphael Orlove which is obvious if you look at things beyond their face value. I am not Raphmoe. I am an original and he is a copy of something else. Oreo to my Hydrox. The coinsidences with our posting history is just that, coensidents. I have a real job and do not have time to post to multiple accounts to confuse people and gain admiration, I am not $kaycog (who is a man) or Gimmi (who is a catfish of the most depressingly involved degree). My abscenses are so I do not oversaturate the market with my style and ramblings. Raphmoe came along and rid my coat tails for a bit. I am ok with that. I am not Raphmoe. I am better than Raphmoe.

I am not Moenica. I honestly dont know anything about her/him. I know she plays to the LCD by saying things about being topless and having chest bumps with a 10mph limit. I have nothing more to say other than the fact that she came after me. She is Oreo to my Hydrox if Oreo put the implication of titties on the box.

I am not Ryguy. No idea who that is. I am getting bored with this so he doesnt get much. Ryguy != waymoe.

Kates Dirty Sister has been her for a long long time. I respect him almost as much as I respect myself. He is not Oreo to my Hydrox, he is Chips Ahoy. Chips Ahoy are pretty great. They have a good chip to cookie ration, they have good flavor, and decent shelf life. I prefer the chunky ones myself but chewy are also good. They have a peanut butter flavor cookie that is also very good. The packaging is timeless and their commercials are memorable. Remember the one where all the cookies sang and they had a competition to see who had the most chips? That was good. Overall I'd give chips ahoy 7/10.

DISCUSSION (33)

Party-vi > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:16

Waymoe Oreo > Hydrox

Waymoe = Love = Life

Do-Rif-To > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:17

You didn't specifically debunk the Ross Perot allegations thoe.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:19

It's important now that we've established KDS as Chips Ahoy, that we figure out what other cookies people are. I think For Sweden is Ikea cinnamon rolls.

Imirrelephant > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:20

Waymoe is love, Waymoe is life. Anybody who doesn't understand that is a poor, unfortunate soul...

ACESandEIGHTS > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:21

Thanks for the explanation. I see how you use Hydrox as an analogy because allegedly Hydrox was the O.G. creme-filled sandwich cookie, but here's where it all goes terribly wrong: Oreo is a better cookie. More consistent. More fresh. Fewer broken cookies. Dare I say? Tastier. Don't read this as a reverse analogy; it's not. It's about the cookies.

Also, how is Hydroxycut going to market a weight loss product that clearly riffed on junk food?

waymoe > ACESandEIGHTS
11/07/2014 at 09:23

I will become Hydrox. Forgotten as the original, replaced by an objectively better cookie

Kate's Dirty Sister > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:23

Bitch, please..

I'm a LU cookie

Kinja'd!!!

itschrome > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:25

Kinja'd!!!

BrtStlnd > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:26

Can I be Gretchen Wieners? If not, I would accept the role of Tim Meadows' character or a Pepperidge Farm Milano.

ly2v8-Brian > Kate's Dirty Sister
11/07/2014 at 09:27

those are good.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Kate's Dirty Sister
11/07/2014 at 09:28

Kinja'd!!!

I'm a Choco-Leibniz. I think this means we must fight to the death. Deliciously.

ACESandEIGHTS > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:28

It happens on all internet forums. Imitators. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. They'll fall away.

The question though: who needs to model themselves after an existing entity in order to gain notoriety?

Answer: He without an original thought.

waymoe > BrtStlnd
11/07/2014 at 09:28

Milano. Double chocolate

BrtStlnd > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:31

Don't be racist, bro.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:32

RyGuy should be a legend on FP circles.

505Turbeaux > waymoe
11/07/2014 at 09:33

I hope Brian Silvestro sees this. He was going after it trying to convince me the other day. I said I knew it wasn't you, but who the fuck knows what the pretender Moe's are doing, and frankly I dont give a shit. Also Kate's has been around a good long time, I wouldn't see why KDS would have any part of a conspiracy either.