BREAKING NEWS: Hardibro doesn't own a car!

"Tohru" (tohrurokuno) 10/31/2014 at 13:38 • Filed to: None

4

25

How can we trust this man to run our website when he doesn't even own a car? We need to vote in new leadership this November 4th.

Nibbles > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 13:39

2

I vote Waymoe.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 13:39

0

you can trust me to fix your car. I don't own any.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibbles 10/31/2014 at 13:40

2

I think Waymoe doesn't own a car - he *is* one.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 13:40

1

I mean, if Jesus Diaz can write for Gawker...

Nibbles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/31/2014 at 13:41

0

Perfect object for the job

Leadbull > Nibbles 10/31/2014 at 13:41

2

Waymoe is not a "true automotive journalist" like Raphmoe.

HammerheadFistpunch > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 13:42

1

Reason New York isn't as great as everyone says #254 -

You don't have to own a car, even if you are the editor in chief of a car blog.

Tohru > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/31/2014 at 13:43

1

and considering both Hamilton Nolan and Michael Ballaban still have jobs for Gawker...

Go for it, man! You can do it!

Tohru > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 10/31/2014 at 13:43

1

You're only certified to work on driveways.

Tohru > Leadbull 10/31/2014 at 13:43

0

I'm still convinced they're split personalities of the same person.

desertdog5051 > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 13:44

1

Someone needs to sell him a hundred dollar beater and keep it at their place so he can at least say he owns a car.

Nibbles > Leadbull 10/31/2014 at 13:44

1

Waymoe is love

Waymoe is life

Raphmoe is THE IMPOSTOR!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 13:48

1

true, true, but I still am certified to work with professional hoists.

Leadbull > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 13:57

0

They definitely are the same person.

Dusty Ventures > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 14:09

3

#Stef4President

Kate's Dirty Sister > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 14:11

2

You know that Ray Wert was driving his mom's automatic Jeep Liberty ?

Kate's Dirty Sister > Leadbull 10/31/2014 at 14:16

0

and that guy is RyGuy

Tohru > Kate's Dirty Sister 10/31/2014 at 15:08

0

WHAT

Kate's Dirty Sister > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 15:25

0

Tohru > Kate's Dirty Sister 10/31/2014 at 15:33

0

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Kate's Dirty Sister 10/31/2014 at 16:38

0

KJ or KK? Please tell me it was a KJ.

Aaron Brown > Leadbull 10/31/2014 at 20:16

0

Who are these people?

Leadbull > Aaron Brown 10/31/2014 at 20:20

0

Idk, maybe satan.

Kate's Dirty Sister > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/01/2014 at 01:53

1

Kj, powder blue.

It's all fine with me, but I hate the rampant hypocrisy here on jalopnik.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Kate's Dirty Sister 11/01/2014 at 06:28

0

Agreed.