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"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 10/30/2014 at 23:01 • Filed to: None

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mcseanerson > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:07

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I'd look like that too if someone was trying to weed me.

For Sweden > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:08

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That's serial-killer stuff right there

Manuél Ferrari > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:08

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WAT the actual fuck

I would run away. Then sue her for emotional damage

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:10

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WTF? She tricked him into marriage? They must've talked about before.. surely?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:13

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Imagine the headline if this was the other way around. Creepy as fuck either way. He needed to run.

TheHondaBro > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:15

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PS9 > Manuél Ferrari 10/30/2014 at 23:23

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Today's oppo challenge;

Obtain a free LaFerrari if you marry a woman who has a 75% chance of stabbing you to death in your sleep. Yay or nay?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:24

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It says "weeding", lol. :P

JustWaitingForAMate > PS9 10/30/2014 at 23:26

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Do I get to drive the LaFerrari first?

Manuél Ferrari > PS9 10/30/2014 at 23:26

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fuck, that's a tough one

hmm

yes, if she is one of Bernie's daughters

that could at least lead to some really fun times up until the point i am killed

partying with F1 drivers

doing coke on yachts in monaco

stealing F1 cars in the night and ripping around town

PS9 > JustWaitingForAMate 10/30/2014 at 23:28

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Depends on when she decides to strike.

PS9 > Manuél Ferrari 10/30/2014 at 23:32

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I know exactly how it would go down; she'd see some evidence of you fucking around with the other sister, and instead of offering a (gross, but totally awesome) threesome or going to kill her instead, she goes after you.

And don't say you wouldn't do that, because you totally would, because everyone totally would. Even if it ends in brutal murder, being able to put 'I fucked both of Bernie's daughters' on your tombstone would be totally worth it. Also driving around in a LaFerrari and stealing F1 cars occasionally would be nice.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:32

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They sure are dressed rather fancy for people who are about to go weeding.

tromoly > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/30/2014 at 23:34

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He could refuse to sign the marriage papers, seeing as he didn't necessarily agree to the wedding in the first place.

JustWaitingForAMate > PS9 10/30/2014 at 23:36

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I'm willing to take that risk.

JustWaitingForAMate > Manuél Ferrari 10/30/2014 at 23:37

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Have you been watching Driven again?

We don't watch that movie!

Manuél Ferrari > PS9 10/30/2014 at 23:37

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This is sounding like a terrible (awesome) nightmare

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheHondaBro 10/30/2014 at 23:37

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This is more realistic for her craziness.

Manuél Ferrari > JustWaitingForAMate 10/30/2014 at 23:40

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haha i don't think i ever actually saw it!

E92M3 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/31/2014 at 00:13

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He looks so happy. This is the type of girl who will "forget" to take her birth control during the honeymoon.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > PS9 10/31/2014 at 00:28

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Yay. She can't stab me in my sleep if she can't find me.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/31/2014 at 22:24

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Pretty dick move. Puts him on the spot in front of family and friends. Sounds like she was tired of waiting, or knew it would never happen mutually. Surely this didn't happen. Surely!