Im durnk on a thursday night. I work in tech support. Ask me something

"whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
10/30/2014 at 20:30 • Filed to: None

Here is a Cobra R for your time

DISCUSSION (39)

Jesse Shaffer > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:31

What kind of tech?

GhostZ > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:31

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

whoarder is tellurium > GhostZ
10/30/2014 at 20:32

For Sweden > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:32

When you're hung over tomorrow tomorrow morning, will you try to turn it on and off again?

D > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:33

no units; 2/10 would not tap

D > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:35

Give me a summary of your life thus far, no greater than 140 characters

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:35

Ooh ooh! What kind of tech support? That'll give us a real idea of the kind of mindless stupidity intriguing questions you're tasked with.

whoarder is tellurium > Jesse Shaffer
10/30/2014 at 20:35

Mobile satellite systems and the other half is multimedia distribution, like HDMI Matrix systems that my company sells.

whoarder is tellurium > For Sweden
10/30/2014 at 20:35

Fuck yeah thats like rule 1. Restart, reboot, reconnect, re-seat the connections

jkm7680 > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:36

Have you ever provided your own hold music by saving drunken recordings of yourself singing the Barney theme song to a mailbox?

whoarder is tellurium > D
10/30/2014 at 20:42

hard beginnings, foreign surroundings, no place to call home.... holy shit why is everything so hard to accomplish in life.

Jesse Shaffer > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:42

Cool! I used to install mobile electronics for police cruisers. Nothing quite so advanced, but I got to drive cop-cars after lighting and livery, and before the police officers.

You can't really hoon a marked car, but it is fun to watch people's bumpers and headlights dip down as soon as they catch sight of you... now when I see a cruiser - I use the e-brake to keep the car level if I need to slow down.

I don't have any questions. Sorry.

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680
10/30/2014 at 20:45

LOL. I wish I was that smooth, I feel too much for the customer. We really do have a horrible setup and peopel spend a lot of money. I feel like im an angel sometimes trying to comfort them with Barney like songs.

whoarder is tellurium > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/30/2014 at 20:46

People dont read the manual that comes inclued with the mobile satellite antenna and get all pissed off when the sat provider has even worse tech supprrt, so I end up taking 1 to 2 hours talking the person through setup and why its designed to be a PITA.

whoarder is tellurium > Jesse Shaffer
10/30/2014 at 20:47

Fuck yeah. Making people tremble in fear is hilarious somteimes. ... sometimes.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > GhostZ
10/30/2014 at 20:47

African or European?

whoarder is tellurium > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
10/30/2014 at 20:49

MERICAN

Kinja'd!!!

D > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:49

profound

jkm7680 > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:49

Haha, It must be tempting to sing Tina Turner in a horrible voice at the top of your lungs though.

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680
10/30/2014 at 20:50

I haave a present for you. Try to think of lyrics.

jkm7680 > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:57

Oh God, and I thought the shitty jazz my employer uses is bad.

Here's a good dialogue quotes, like those things that say "Your call is very important to us" and that nonsense.

"Your call is very unimportant to us, and that's why we are disregarding it."

Along with singing this entire song, whilst playing one of those toy xylophones.

http://lyrics.wikia.com/Barry_White:It…

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 20:57

Oh dear..

JR1 > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 21:04

What are you drinking tonight?

whoarder is tellurium > JR1
10/30/2014 at 21:08

vodka and whatever is in the fridg to mix with it ... so like gatorade

OPPOsaurus WRX > GhostZ
10/30/2014 at 21:08

orange

OPPOsaurus WRX > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 21:09

damn thats tasty

JR1 > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 21:09

Nectar of the gods

OPPOsaurus WRX > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 21:10

wheres da pahteeee

whoarder is tellurium > JR1
10/30/2014 at 21:11

Kinja'd!!!

whoarder is tellurium > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/30/2014 at 21:13

Kinja'd!!!

thebigbossyboss > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 21:19

Tomorrow I have a 6 hour drive. I'm debating wether to take the way with an annoyingly slow speed limit and save gas, or the way with a fast speed limit that's more boring, more traffic and burns more fuel.

Which would you take?

OPPOsaurus WRX > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 21:20

Kinja'd!!!

whoarder is tellurium > thebigbossyboss
10/30/2014 at 21:23

To appease the gods of Oppo, you must thake the route with a fast speed limit and burn more fuel. Just pick out a good album or something to make up for the boringness. Thats what I do on lone, long drives.

Kinja'd!!!

Steve in Manhattan > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 21:43

If I replace my router, will it solve all my password problems? Do password problems with your devices and new modem (new, fast! (says Time Warner)) stem from the router? Which new one should I get? Why is this ... happening to me?

whoarder is tellurium > Steve in Manhattan
10/30/2014 at 21:45

I dono what password you;re usging but it sounds like your ID10T key is invalid and needs replacing with a Netgear.

Steve in Manhattan > whoarder is tellurium
10/30/2014 at 21:53

Everything else worked w/ new password except PS3 and wireless printer. Netgear it is.

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680
10/30/2014 at 22:10

"It's only love doing its thing baby."

Cot damn Barry White, he knew his stuff!

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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > whoarder is tellurium
10/31/2014 at 01:42

How do I get whisky out of Apple Earbuds?

whoarder is tellurium > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/31/2014 at 07:26

You might could get hard apple cider but I donno about whisky- maybe if they were Ludacris SOUL headphones. Im terribly sorry.