Came Up With a Superbowl Commercial Idea for Jeep

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/30/2014 at 16:01 • Filed to: None

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(Slow motion shot of one of a Wrangler's tires crawling up a rock, progressing up as the commercial goes on.)

Narrator (Ron Pearlman): "Jeep. Jeep never changes. Since the dawn time, man has tried to create and forge our own paths through history. In the 1930's the Jeep was designed to go anywhere and do anything."

"In the year 1939, after a short period of peace, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of war and destruction. The Jeep was taken into battle all over the world, where it proved itself. When the war ended, many others tried to make their own copies. Bantam had gone out of business and Willys continued to make Jeeps, but they too went out of business."

"But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the Jeep. Instead, American Motors continued to make Jeeps. Chrysler took over AMC, bringing Jeep with them. Chrysler has gone through many owners and even through bankruptcy, Jeep soldiers on. History has tried to break us- but Jeep, Jeep never changes."

(Fade to black screen with the Jeep in white print in the center of the screen.)

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For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2014 at 16:03

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Better commercial idea:

[Cloud of smoke]

Introducing the Wrangler Hellcat...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 16:05

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They could run that with this one.

Do-Rif-To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2014 at 16:09

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What we'll actually get

Many trails, very rated.

CRider > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2014 at 16:12

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How is this going to convince middle class moms they need a new Cherokee?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CRider 10/30/2014 at 16:13

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It will, because Jeep.

Sn210 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2014 at 16:16

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I made a Jeep commercial for a project in highschool. I found a decent sized rock and put it in the driveway. I zoomed in so the rock took up the whole screen, then panned out as I drove over it in my Wrangler. Smashing Pumpkins was played in the background. Text appeared that just said "Rugged" and then it faded to black. A+ work

Your idea sounds better though....

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Do-Rif-To 10/30/2014 at 16:17

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Their current Michael Jackson ads fucking suck.

Do-Rif-To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2014 at 16:23

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Jesus, I'm so glad I don't have cable anymore. That's painful. Is there something about seeing actual off-roading that people don't like? A Camry is also capable of parking on the grass by the hand-egg game and on the gravel parking lot above town

CRider > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2014 at 16:32

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Soccer moms don't care about Jeep's history, they just want to know if the Renegade has more cup holders than their neighbors Mini Countryman.

JustWaitingForAMate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2014 at 16:37

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Some of the ones they're running over here.