A Conversation With My Father:

"macanamera" (macanamera) 10/29/2014 at 17:23 • Filed to: None

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(I'm lifting weights, dad enters.)

Dad: "Your shoulders are getting pretty big."

Me: "Thanks."

Dad: "You should do some steroids."

Me: "Nah, they make your dick shrink."

Dad: "So what? It's not like your using it, anyways."

Me:

Diesel > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:24

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[dying]

And scene.

PRBot II > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:25

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If he's married, you could probably say the same to him.

bob and john > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:26

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hehehe.

thebigbossyboss > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:26

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HAHAHA

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:26

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best post ever

JustWaitingForAMate > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:26

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Leadbull > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:28

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But, seriously, are your shoulders pretty big?

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:28

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Tell your dad I said well played. I'll have to keep that one in reserve for my son when he gets older.

PS9 > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:30

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and you just know he was setting you up for that...

$kaycog > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:31

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It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard. Priceless!

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:31

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As far as dad jokes go, this one is the best.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:32

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Saracen > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:33

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CAR_IS_MI > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:38

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One high five to your dad.

macanamera > Leadbull 10/29/2014 at 17:42

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meh

macanamera > PS9 10/29/2014 at 17:42

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Dad Jokes 101, I knew I shouldn't have skipped class

FalconHoon > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:42

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He set you up for that one hahaha

Blue 300 > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:43

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macanamera > Blue 300 10/29/2014 at 17:46

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hahahaha best reply

yamahog > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 17:54

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Yea, post it to the internet, that'll prove him wrong! ;)

Racescort666 > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 18:07

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Well played Mac's dad.

Not sure how I would have responded in that situation. Usually I'm pretty good at making my parents equally uncomfortable in those situations.

For example: the infamous Bemidji Beaver Butterfly/vagina statue.

I see the statue in person and say "yep, looks like a vagina"

My mom "how do you know what a vagina looks like?"

"Do you really want me to answer that?"

Crocket Bernet > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 18:24

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Mom is convinced I've gotten on gear since I went away to school, no mom I'm friggin natty!

Eli's Got 2 > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 18:45

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*dies*

shop-teacher > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 23:27

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That cracked me up!

CAcoalminer > macanamera 10/29/2014 at 23:36

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I guess cleverness is genetic.

macanamera > CAcoalminer 10/30/2014 at 07:59

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Why, thank you.

Diesel > Racescort666 10/30/2014 at 09:17

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Bemidji? Man you guys had a rough year last year with all of the killings.

CAcoalminer > macanamera 10/30/2014 at 10:02

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You're welcome.

Racescort666 > Diesel 10/30/2014 at 11:34

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I'm not from Bemidji. I was unaware of the killings.

Diesel > Racescort666 10/30/2014 at 12:04

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I guess you're not a fan of Fargo.

Racescort666 > Diesel 10/30/2014 at 12:47

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I was wondering if that was a Fargo reference. I only watched the pilot. It was good but I couldn't get into it.

Diesel > Racescort666 10/30/2014 at 12:50

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Once the killings start, it gets ridiculous. I didn't want it to end until EVERYBODY WAS DEAD.

Racescort666 > Diesel 10/30/2014 at 13:01

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I have a feeling that Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead will be like that.