Asshole parking: Commuter parking deck edition

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
10/28/2014 at 12:52 • Filed to: asshole parking

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Pulled into the parking garage this morning and see this genius in the Mazda parked with their front tire over the line. The spot next to me was open but I figured "I have a Land Rover, scratches give it character", and promptly parked as I normally would. OKAY, maybe I parked a little closer to the person to teach them a valuable lesson. DON'T park like an asshole.

Some background: This parking deck gets PACKED, if you get there at 9am in the morning you're parking on the 5th or 6th level and it's only a 6 level parking deck so when I see people take up more than one spot it pisses me off to no end.

In this instance I believe the person is just an idiot who wasn't paying attention due to only one tire being over the line. However the fact that they can now not access their driver side door by me merely parking between the lines in the spot next to them shows what a piss poor a job they did.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! scoob > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2014 at 12:56

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If I had a car I didn't care about, I'd park as close as possible for the lols.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > scoob
10/28/2014 at 13:03

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I did chuckle as I walked away imagining the dumbass having to climb through the tailgate or over the console.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2014 at 13:18

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My buddy used to leave little fliers with a drawing of Mickey Mouse flipping the bird that said, "Nice parking job asshole. Next time leave a fucking can opener so I can get into my car."

Of course, that would only be appropriate in this situation if the Mazda pulled in after you.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2014 at 14:17

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Go Wings! Kronwall all the things!

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
10/28/2014 at 14:34

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Shhhh, no tears. Just dreams.

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Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2014 at 14:37

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There are so many of these.

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
10/28/2014 at 14:38

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Let us enjoy the 10 best ones then:


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2014 at 14:49

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So many crushing open ice hits. He is one of the masters of the hip check.


Kinja'd!!! ZDMW > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/26/2015 at 11:25

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Well I’m impressed, hes reading the play and being there a step ahead a lot of those guys.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ZDMW
06/26/2015 at 11:29

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He has great Hockey IQ.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/26/2015 at 11:38

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Nice.