A Thought Occurred To Me

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/27/2014 at 08:57 • Filed to: None

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Doug is selling his beloved Ferrari, and wont buy the Jalpa for very understandable reasons. So, what is the perfect car for him? Something fast, powerful, utterly ridiculous, yet isn't too much money, will have a decent resale value, and comes with a factory warranty. There is but one car that I can think of:

Dodge Challenger Hellcat with a manual. Enter the Dodge, DeMuro?

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 09:00

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The answer is always Fiero.

Alfalfa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 09:12

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All the people whining about Hellcat stories, and everyone whining about Doug's stories, will collide and explode from stupidity.

I like this idea.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 09:14

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Wow that would be perfect to write about. And it would piss off the Hellcat haters SO much.

Perfect.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 10/27/2014 at 09:20

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WOW

much perfect

so haters

very hellcat

Doge DeMuro

WOW

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 09:20

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 10/27/2014 at 09:22

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nermal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 09:48

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I want to see him lease a stripper BMW 320i manual.

Sweet Trav > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 09:52

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ZR-1 Vette.

Tom McParland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 10:03

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i like this idea...and I don't think Doug has ever owned a muscle car

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 10:09

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dude couldn't handle a Tundra, doubt he is manly enough for a Hellcat

...yeah i said it, what's up fu!

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 11:15

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Perfect. We can hear about:

Driving the Hellcat in the rain

Driving the Hellcat in NYC

How the Hellcat does/does not get you chicks

How does the Hellcat compare to a Range Rover, Ferrari, Lotus, CTS-V automatic wagon.

I actually don't say that with any snark, I love the idea and I love Doug. Platonically.

Tohru > McMike 10/27/2014 at 11:19

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It needs to be an '88 GT with a LS7 and 6-speed.

45bullets > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2014 at 16:17

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jalops with hellcats. and screwing with hellcat haters. yes.

Leon711 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2014 at 10:57

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BDCT nomination.

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2014 at 23:37

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Hellcat would be cool. But I need something winterable!

Trust me we will all have this discussion when the Ferrari finds a new home.

Doug DeMuro > William Byrd 10/28/2014 at 23:38

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Platonically returned.