If a heliocopter is chasing you

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/26/2014 at 02:15 • Filed to: None

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Drive a Volvo wagon.


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Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/26/2014 at 02:23

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Drive a Volvo wagon.

If youre gonna vector this, you should incorporate this text somehow


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/26/2014 at 02:36

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The Cenotaph in Whitehall, London. Amazing place.


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/26/2014 at 03:13

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Drive a RWD Volvo wagon.

FTFY.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/26/2014 at 03:15

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If you're escaping a zombie outbreak in Philly, drive a Volvo wagon... but make sure your stupid daughter is seatbelted in the back properly or else you will get distracted yelling at her and get T-boned by an ambulance.


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/26/2014 at 08:34

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I thought it was supposed to be a mini cooper?

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Kinja'd!!!  > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/26/2014 at 10:22

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But if you wanna kill said helicopter with a car drive a Crown Vic.

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