OMG, Doug, If You're On Here.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/24/2014 at 19:33 • Filed to: None

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1985 Lamborghini Jalpa in Cocaine white with the nose bleed red interior and the Coke shelf of a rear wing. It has 45,245 miles on it. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

I just want this spare tire.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 19:34

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This needs to replace the Ferrari.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 19:35

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This is the Ferrari replacement

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/24/2014 at 19:35

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IT IS THE NATURAL NEXT STEP AND COCAINE.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 19:36

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Doug can't handle that much cocaine.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 10/24/2014 at 19:37

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So sayeth For Sweden, it is thine destiny, Doug.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 10/24/2014 at 19:40

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Tom McParland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 19:40

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Sweet googly moogly...I must have it

macanamera > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 19:41

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So sayeth For Sweden, Silvestro, and Macanamera. Only a fool fights destiny, Doug. We are all bound by the strings of fate.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 19:44

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SNOOOORT, Wassthat?

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 19:48

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C'mon Doug, I'm sure the book sales could cover it and if not start a kickstarter for the next book "It seemed like a good idea at the time: how a group of car nerds on the internet goaded me into becoming a druglord."

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > mcseanerson 10/24/2014 at 19:50

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We all know that his next book will be call, "Range Rover Autobiography"

Tohru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 19:53

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I thought Doug was going to get a Fiero GT so McMike could photoshop Ferraris into all the pictures Doug would take of it.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:01

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Probably one of the best scenes ever

deekster_caddy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:02

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CarMax warranty? No? No Doug.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:04

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This will be unreliable and catch on fire for sure... IN A BLAZE OF COCAINE FILLED GLORY!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 10/24/2014 at 20:05

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Probably one of the best shows

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:06

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confirmed

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:07

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"Cocaine white"

+1 Brilliant. Also comes with nosebleed red interior.

Edit: I see you already made that joke. Great minds think alike.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:11

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Oh my God. SO MUCH WANT.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:12

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Chris Perkins > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:13

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coqui70 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:18

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Just a couple of fast-boat runs a year and you too can afford the maintenance on this beauty ... at Nico's Motors in Hialeah we take cash, trader bonds and merchandise!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn 10/24/2014 at 20:30

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I had originally put hooker's blood red, but changed it just before hitting publish.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 20:31

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Nosebleed red is better; it goes with with cocaine riff. It was my first thought.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Chris Perkins 10/24/2014 at 20:32

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Sam > jkm7680 10/24/2014 at 20:37

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Hey man, that's what the wing is for.

Dunnik > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2014 at 22:25

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The blindspot on that thing must be the size of a small moon.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2014 at 07:57

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+1

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2014 at 20:29

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Here's the problem:

1. It's too expensive.
2. There is absolutely no possible way in human history I could ever sell this thing.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro 10/26/2014 at 20:38

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Yeah, well damn.

But I have found an 04 Yellow Manual Galardo for about 10K more than you're asking for your Ferrari. What are you looking for in your new crazy car?