Late night: Oppositecock

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 10/23/2014 at 21:54 • Filed to: NSFW, THEM ABS THO, HOLY DAMN, SDFHLSEIFHISLEf

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It seems like there's always guy-oriented NSFW around here. Here's a few pictures I found for the ladies (sfw lead)

^Dat distracting obvious clone-stamp tool

Sorry for the meager assortment. I'm not terribly good at finding these sorts of things :s

 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 21:55

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fhrblig > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 21:57

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Oh, you've done good. Yes to the guy washing the Fiat. Can you send him to wash my Fiat?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > fhrblig 10/23/2014 at 21:59

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After he's done washing a greyhound bus.

Might take a while...

fhrblig > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:01

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Just videotape him washing the bus and we're cool.

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:06

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I was SHOCKED when I opened this up and it wasn't just 20 pics of me.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:06

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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 10/23/2014 at 22:08

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Nothing is more sexual than a man slowly rubbing his beer-belly-button.

Racescort666 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:09

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My contribution.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Racescort666 10/23/2014 at 22:10

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0/10 contains no cars

(but daaaaaaaaaamn)

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 10/23/2014 at 22:10

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I loled

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:10

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I know!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Racescort666 10/23/2014 at 22:14

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Why does he look like he has to poop

Racescort666 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:16

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Damn, I was totally distracted by mostly naked men to realize that theme.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/23/2014 at 22:22

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SHIT I SPIT MY DRINK OUT.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:32

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I just noticed something: This NSFW post was meant for the ladies, yet every one who has commented is male.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/23/2014 at 22:39

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Obviously this is our sexuality:

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:41

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wait...... huh? also whats the spaghetti for

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/23/2014 at 22:42

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Geddit cuz we ain't straight :D

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:42

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Oh haha. Youre gay? wouldve never guessed

The Compromiser > fhrblig 10/23/2014 at 22:51

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The white sneakers and socks kinda bug me. It's like the girls in bikinis and high heels. Sure it makes everything look a bit better but srsly? I also test how lingere looks by dropping it on the floor.

I am wayyy too logical and practical.

fhrblig > The Compromiser 10/23/2014 at 22:53

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I won't lie, I never noticed he was even wearing shoes.

The Compromiser > fhrblig 10/23/2014 at 23:04

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Hey! Quit wrecking stereotypes dammit! I suppose you don't have a Miata either?

fhrblig > The Compromiser 10/23/2014 at 23:51

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I never have fit stereotypes much. Unless you get me into a Pottery Barn, that is. BITCH GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY APOTHECARY TABLE.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/24/2014 at 00:20

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Oooh.

Your boy, BJR > Racescort666 10/24/2014 at 01:31

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I didn't.

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 10/24/2014 at 09:56

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If anyone it would have been 20 pictures of me.

The Compromiser > fhrblig 10/24/2014 at 19:08

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Noice!