Who knew you could have so much nope in one post?

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10/23/2014 at 21:11 • Filed to: None

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And I don't care if this guy has any logical points. That picture ruined any credibility right from the start. I can't even read it. So here are some crazy low static cars for your time.

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:13

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Chin up son


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:15

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#trendsetterzcrew

Nope. Nope. Nope.

There is so much wrong with that.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:22

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Wut?

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Kinja'd!!! scoob > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:26

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"feel like I'm driving a expression of who I am"

So he's pointless and taking it too far?


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:27

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I'm inclined to agree with him. As long as you're into cars in general I don't give a tuppenny fuck as to what specific "style" you're into. We're a rare bread as it is, we don't need to be alienating each other.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:29

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The picture of the Lupo just reminded me that the Lupo exists. I had completely forgotten of its existence. I loved it in Gran Turismo 4.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:31

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I am so torn on these "things". Us car guys need to stick together but I LOVE driving above all and I would destroy these things.


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > Blondude
10/23/2014 at 21:33

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Except that's not a car, that's a fucking travesty.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:46

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Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:50

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Apparently, the answer is always Miata.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Chris Clarke
10/23/2014 at 21:55

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Thanks for illustrating my point.


Kinja'd!!! ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 21:59

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Then you don't want to know my plans with the Sable....


Kinja'd!!! Sally O'Broder > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 22:04

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I hate to agree with him, but he does have a point.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 22:08

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How is this even fucking legal?

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 22:09

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"I love being slammed"

I think he could have worded that differently. I am inclined to agree though about doing what you like as long as you aren't hurting anybody.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 22:11

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I can deal with some of these but many of the ones you see in posts around here are taking it way too far.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Dsscats
10/23/2014 at 22:15

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This is static!? How do you even drive it??


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Blondude
10/23/2014 at 22:27

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It serves no purpose whatsoever though. It's like bros who lift their truck "because it looks cool." At least with run of the mill enthusiasts we modify cars because it services a purpose. Visual mods are all well and good, but when it ruins the car and makes it un-drivable, that's a line that's been crossed, while scraping the car.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > twinturbobmw
10/23/2014 at 22:28

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Prayers

Top mount oil pan

Stupidity

Sparks.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Dsscats
10/24/2014 at 02:22

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air bags.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > His Stigness
10/24/2014 at 12:48

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I think the difference between an actual bro-truck and a stanced bro-mobile, is the bro-truck is actually driveable. Not, it can sort of make it down the street, it's the let's drive to a meet-up 300 miles away driveable.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/24/2014 at 22:06

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That's true, but both types of vehicles serve no actual purpose, they're just for show.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > His Stigness
10/24/2014 at 22:28

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This is true, but at least one is realistically driveable. Plus, they could pull a few stance bro's Civics.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/25/2014 at 00:24

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Well that brings up an idea, with a bro truck you could easily run over these STANCED YO cars. So maybe they're not completely useless....


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/27/2014 at 00:12

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