![]() 10/23/2014 at 18:38 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
When a girl you like writes her number down and shoves it into your pants pocket.
![]() 10/23/2014 at 18:39 |
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The number or her putting her hand near your meat and two veg?
![]() 10/23/2014 at 18:40 |
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Can't decide whether to recommend for the story or not for the Spongebob
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Holy mother of fuck I feel single right now.
![]() 10/23/2014 at 18:42 |
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That's kind of standard practice when you get your pants dry-cleaned.
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How can I learn to be you?
![]() 10/23/2014 at 18:43 |
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I always feel bad about being single, but then I remember that I don't have to pay for a second person. #winning
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winningisstilllosing
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Porque no los dos?
![]() 10/23/2014 at 18:53 |
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PS9s guide on how to be PS9
Step 1) Get so many jobs that you make a non-trivial contribution to the yearly employment census
Step 2) Work so hard that you have no days off and no time for a social life, so that your only opportunities for romance are in the workplace. You will have an interesting lovelife! (Note: Interesting = Dangerous)
Step 3) Die in your 50s from a heart attack due to complications stemming from sleep debt and extreme caffiene abuse...
Step 4)...but get laid a lot of times with interesting people in interesting places!
![]() 10/23/2014 at 18:58 |
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Because no two? Wtf Google Translate?
![]() 10/23/2014 at 19:01 |
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In step 4, does interesting still = dangerous like it did in step 2? If so, I'm not sure that's very good, lol
![]() 10/23/2014 at 19:08 |
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Hey man. Don't knock having sex in 5000 ft construction crane you've both broken into 1 hr before the crew shift starts until you've tried it.
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Literal translation is: "Why no the two?". Also known as "Why not both?".
![]() 10/23/2014 at 19:12 |
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Because you can't recommend half a comment.
![]() 10/23/2014 at 19:17 |
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But you can recommend an entire post. Which would be the answer to whether or not you want to recommend the story or Spongebob.
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The problem is that I cannot both recommend the post for the story yet avoid recommending it due to Spongebob.
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But both of them are recommendable. So recommending the entire post recommends everything within the recommended post.
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I would do exactly that. Except: I do Not want to recommend the Spongebob. Therein lies my problem.
![]() 10/23/2014 at 19:26 |
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Ahh...see, that's information I did not have due to the fact that I misread your original comment. My bad dude.
![]() 10/23/2014 at 19:28 |
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We've all done that many times, don't worry.
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![]() 10/23/2014 at 19:47 |
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he may meet a spermicidal spongebob if shes shoving her hand in his pants.
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Ok.. ?
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Good job old sport.
![]() 10/23/2014 at 20:01 |
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Or... have a girlfriend like I do who doesn't like the concept of double standards. I usually only have to pay for one person too!
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Yeah, but that would involve talking to people, and that is scary!!!
![]() 10/23/2014 at 20:07 |
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Haha, I agree. Introverts for life! Do you actually have friends on campus or do you just sit at home all day fearing people? Honest question
![]() 10/23/2014 at 20:55 |
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When a girl you like writes her number down and shoves it down your pants.
FTFY
oh my lost, misspent youth...
![]() 10/23/2014 at 21:00 |
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I have like 2 friends, I like to sit in my room, but I also spend a lot of time outside too, just that I don't talk to anyone. I am usually the person in the back of the class with their hood up.
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Well if you ever wanted to do something besides be a recluse. I'm always bored on the weekends
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I usually don't do much on weekends either, unless there is an autocross or race close by then I do that! If you want there is a drift event coming up, some amatuer stuff but it is still fun! I might be going Sunday, if you want to go! I can't give you a ride however. . . I am going home for the weekend.
![]() 10/23/2014 at 23:55 |
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I heard about the event, some guys from PAPA are going. I won't be drifting so I probably won't go. An autocross however, that I want to do.
![]() 10/24/2014 at 04:30 |
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I am definitely not drifting, but I might go and watch. There is one last autocross coming up, but it is about 2 hours down south of us. If you want to go to that, I recommend it! It is on an airport AND it is a fun event that means lots of runs!!!
![]() 10/24/2014 at 10:31 |
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Looks like I'll just start doing them in the spring then. By then I should have worked out most of my issues, bought new tires, and gotten a good exhaust on the thing.
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I don't see why you shouldn't! Autocrossing is a ton of fun, and it only breaks things if they are already broken! I see a 78 Trans Am that comes to autocross up north all the time!