What 1980s Car Doesn't Look Good In Black?

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 10/22/2014 at 12:30 • Filed to: Oppopoll

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What car made between 1980 and 1989 does not look good in some shade of Johnny Cash's favorite color?

I dont believe such a vehicle exists that looks bad in black, what do you think?

JR1 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:32

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Anything else would just seem wrong to me

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > JR1 10/22/2014 at 12:34

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I'm about to blow your mind, look at this:

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:41

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Dude, I think you just broke the 80s.

I just did some serious googling, every ugly 80s car i found instantly looked better in black.

Turbo666 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:42

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I'm just here cause you posted a Turbo Buick.

But, sure red seems more right, but it still looks damn good In black.

My citroen won't start > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:42

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Chairman Kaga > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:48

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Every car ever made looks good in black...

Except the Aztek. That still looks like a turd tumor's ride.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > My citroen won't start 10/22/2014 at 12:49

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crowmolly > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:50

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BOOM.

The vents and such get lost in the color.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Chairman Kaga 10/22/2014 at 12:50

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You sure about that?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 10/22/2014 at 12:51

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A ugly black 80s car doesnt exist I tells ya

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > crowmolly 10/22/2014 at 12:52

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I think that looks pretty good, but ya the vents

cream wobbly > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:55

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Bloody hell. What a revelation. Add black wheels and blacked-out lights (personally I hate them, but...) and this would actually stop looking crap.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > cream wobbly 10/22/2014 at 12:57

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Black paint fixes everything

cream wobbly > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:58

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A stretch, but the theory's sound.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 12:58

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seriously, you broke the 80s

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 10/22/2014 at 13:01

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Indeed I did

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > JR1 10/22/2014 at 13:04

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I'm about to blow your mind...

Rosso Corsa isn't an original Ferrari color. Everything you know and love is a lie.

O.G. Ferrari colors were a darker red (closer to Rosso Rubino), a dark blue, a soft white, and some others that I'm blanking on.. probably a yellow. Something close to Rosso Corsa was the the official Italian racing color, often used by Alfa Romeo, and was quickly adopted by Ferrari though it isn't one of the original Ferrari colors. Not that it really matters, since Rosso Corsa has, unfortunately, become the quasi-official color of the brand.

(This is going off of what my grandfather tells me, and he is generally a very reliable source. Here's an interview with him in his shop. The whole video is really cool, but he's at 2:16 if the video doesnt start where I want it to)

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 13:05

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You can't make this look good.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/22/2014 at 13:06

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You're probably right, but that has to be the best color on it

Nerd-Vol > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 13:08

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Does any car look bad in black?

Rock Bottom > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 13:08

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 13:10

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Still, doesn't look good. Which is bad, because even K-cars and Yugo's look good in black.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nerd-Vol 10/22/2014 at 13:11

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I dont believe so

Nerd-Vol > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 13:18

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I take that back. Some details may get hidden with a black car. Also, owning a black car without a garage stinks. That said, a car never looks "bad" in black.

Sweet Trav > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 13:31

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Hear me out here. I even have a black Monte Carlo SS, but i think they look better in white than black...

something about the blackout trim...

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2014 at 13:38

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Yo. These started in 89. I fixed the 80s

Connor Jones > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/23/2014 at 05:40

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That aztek is the best looking aztec I've ever seen, not that thats saying much. Agreed though, far better looking the the awful yellow it often is seen in.

Connor Jones > Nerd-Vol 10/23/2014 at 05:42

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Agree on the garage comment. I have a blacked out B5 A4 and no garage here at BYU. I swear I wash that car every week, and it STILL looks dirty. Oh well, it still looks sick, even mildly dirty.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sweet Trav 10/23/2014 at 21:47

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Lies and hearsay

Sweet Trav > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/23/2014 at 22:09

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Hearsay Exceptions - Federal Rules of Evidence 803:

my statement is not hearsay. It is not for the truth of the matter asserted. It is however an expert opinion based on rule 703 which states than an expert opinion is an opinion based on special, technical or otherwise specialized knowledge. In a civil trial such as this an expert is allowed to make a opinions on the ultimate issue, however opposing council is free to explore the underlying facts and data on cross examination.