Dear person who thinks they are funny,

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
10/22/2014 at 08:40 • Filed to: Rant

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When I left work yesterday I saw your handy-work, not really thrilled. Thankfully I mention your 'humor' to my wife, who said you put in on the car [the latest] Monday, because she added the 'no!' part. That still leaves you as a culprit for the rest of it.

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Why do I not find this funny? Because I don't know you, or if I did, you think out friendship is way bigger than it is. The first time someone wanted to be funny (pic below) I could attribute it to one of two coworkers.

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Well those two coworkers haven't been in the office at all this this week, so it couldn't of been them. Therefore, the culprit is someone who thinks they need to send an unnecessary message to me.

Here's a fun fact, 5% of my trip home consists of dirt roads. One that has been recently regraded so dirt flies all over the place. After a year of living on such roads, you realize washing your car every time it gets dirty is sort of pointless. So I don't see a great need to spend money just to make my car look nice. In fact, I like the car dirty. It helps bring out my inner 'wanna-be rally driver'.

Signed, someone who knows where you work.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 08:49

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I wouldn't really think much of this. Yeah, they're touching your car, but it isn't hurting you or the vehicle. I would just relax and start a message board on my tailgate.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 08:55

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if that dirt ground those words into the paint I would be headhunting


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 08:55

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was there ever a pt cruiser rally car or rally edition? There should be.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 08:56

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If you really want to bring out your inner rally driver, I'd suggest selling that "car with the bar stool seating position" and getting a used WRX. At least people who see a dirty subaru get it . A dirty PT Cruiser just makes you look like a trashy person. Which is probably why you've had someone write "wash me" twice now.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > 505Turbeaux
10/22/2014 at 09:15

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....rats, didn't even think of that...


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Vimto
10/22/2014 at 09:18

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It probably hasn't helped my work week so far has been frustrating.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > offroadkarter
10/22/2014 at 09:26

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It's my first car I've bought/buying, I'm a bit proud of that fact. When it's paid off (in less than 2 years) it's going to be my wife's car, and I'll be getting one with better mpgs. Until then, it's sticking with the family.

It may not be the best car, but it performs the task of transportation very well. I just like to have fun in whatever I drive.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Mattbob
10/22/2014 at 09:31

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I know! A pt cruiser would be an awesome underdog. Plus, what's more humiliating then being owned by a pt cruiser, :).


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 09:39

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I think it might be time for dirt tires and some suspension changes for you.


Kinja'd!!!  > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 10:42

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It's funny cause you drive a PT Cruiser.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 10:50

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Being owned by meeeeeeee. :)

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Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Mercedes Streeter
10/22/2014 at 11:01

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There should be a race of all the poorly appreciated cars out there, don't you think? :)


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 11:08

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That would be bloody epic! Basically run to the nearest car rental place and form a racing event out their inventory.

And of course, toss in a few really unappreciated cars (Aztecs, Sebrings, Pacificas, G3s, etc) for good measure.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 11:22

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You need more rally stickers!


Kinja'd!!! BoulderZ > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 11:41

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I sure hope they volunteer to help polish out the scratches they just put in the paint/clear by grinding the dirt across it with their paws. You may or may not know them, but they are definitely inconsiderate asshats.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > zeontestpilot
10/22/2014 at 11:54

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Why so sensitive?


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Sn210
10/22/2014 at 12:14

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Amen to that


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > BoulderZ
10/22/2014 at 12:15

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Thank you. I may just put a dash can back there...


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
10/22/2014 at 12:23

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I can take a joke from a friend, I really can. But this is someone anonymous, I don't know them. My personal policy is if you don't know them well, you shouldn't mess with there stuff. In fact, even the people I know I don't mess with their stuff. This person disregarded that notion.

Plus, the car is going to get dirty no matter what I do, I would only give it a bath to clean the undercarriage (which I plan on doing soon). So telling me to 'wash' the car is ridiculous, they don't know my situation.

And my week so far has been rough, so it's irritating that someone thought this would be funny, *sigh*.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Mercedes Streeter
10/22/2014 at 12:27

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Any crossover would be an excellent choice, :). And let's not forget most minivans too!