I often read the police reports...

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10/21/2014 at 16:59 • Filed to: None

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From the sleepy little town I grew up in. Usually, I chuckle at how juvenile most of the calls are; like the person whom called the police to report that there was a man and a woman walking along the road, and they told the caller that they were looking for a lost dog. The caller didn't believe them, and asked police to come out. They showed up and found out the couple was, in fact, looking for their lost dog.

Anyways, I read this one, and just... well.... wow. I mean really, you thought this was a police-call-able offense?

A resident called police at 8:30 a.m. because a man was talking on his cell phone in the parking lot for the East Bay Bike Path on Asylum Road

So a man, was on his cell phone, in a public place. Definitely sounds like a bad apple to me. I would hate to see how any of these callers would react if they lived in a city that had actual violence and crime.

Anyways, Here's a JX2 for your time, and to keep oppo car.

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CAR_IS_MI
10/21/2014 at 17:02

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Seem to be some lonely, bored and petty people in your town.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/21/2014 at 17:07

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Yes, most of my generation moved away, leaving only the lonely old people behind. But it's also a college town, so there are some college bros that cause a ruckus.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > CAR_IS_MI
10/21/2014 at 17:10

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That sounds exactly like where I live. Not much crime except the occasional drug bust...


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > CAR_IS_MI
10/21/2014 at 17:14

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Maybe it was this guy.


Kinja'd!!! Boiled Frog > CAR_IS_MI
10/21/2014 at 17:20

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My favorite was a good citizen ~25 years ago who called 911 because a mountain lion was killing a deer on is property.

The operator told him how lucky he was to witness mother nature at her cruelest but he insisted that unless a Deputy came immediately that deer was going to die.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Boiled Frog
10/21/2014 at 17:22

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How do I nature?

Police! Arrest that Lion. I wish to press charges on the deers behalf. I witnessed the crime! You're going to go away for a long time lion! You bastard.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > CAR_IS_MI
10/21/2014 at 18:56

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Fucking lions... next thing they will be hanging out by the gass station, then the general store and before you know it, they are living in your neighborhood...


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10/21/2014 at 21:49

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Here's what happens in my sleepy town of 5000.

http://blackburnnews.com/sarnia/sarnia-…