This is the Most Russian Headline Ever

"Jcarr" (jcarr) 10/21/2014 at 08:56 • Filed to: Mother Russia

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Oil company CEO dies in Moscow jet collision with snowplow driven by drunk driver

Only in Russia.

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jcarr 10/21/2014 at 08:58

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If that's not a KGB hit, then I don't know what is.

PS9 > Jcarr 10/21/2014 at 09:02

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Cannot into understandings this.

McMike > Jcarr 10/21/2014 at 09:05

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That asshole should have never gotten clearance for takeoff, much less behind the wheel in that condition.

Aside from that, they have flying snowplows now?

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2014 at 09:09

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Not enough poison.

Jcarr > McMike 10/21/2014 at 09:09

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Yep, it's all part of Putin's plan. Fly the plows over the Arctic Circle, landing in Canada. Plow their way through to the border and invade the U.S. from the north.

Genius.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ly2v8-Brian 10/21/2014 at 09:10

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"Freak accident."

BinFullofSpanners > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2014 at 09:11

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Actually, this is their latest tunnel banger.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2014 at 09:11

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Well whe you put it like that...

Too many M's > Jcarr 10/21/2014 at 09:19

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Yup. Sounds like the Russian style of economic sanctions on the rest of the world.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Jcarr 10/21/2014 at 09:21

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An eye witness description.

Jcarr > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/21/2014 at 09:24

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Either you put that together incredibly quick, or it already existed. Either way, I'm impressed.

ACESandEIGHTS > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/21/2014 at 09:34

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Mad skills. That was quick.

ACESandEIGHTS > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2014 at 09:37

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This one cracks me up. Spetznaz Snowplow operator Boris Vodkanov was quoted as saying "For the glory of the motherland, I got this, bros" "I had right of way."

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Jcarr 10/21/2014 at 09:48

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I have mad paint skills. And this was with a MOUSE!

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Jcarr 10/21/2014 at 09:53

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Our plows are no match for their flying plows, Save yourselves!

Malforus > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/21/2014 at 10:11

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Much respect, you will go far in this world.

Captain of the Enterprise > Jcarr 10/21/2014 at 10:49

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