Go home officer, you're drunk

"Texican" (Corsair75) 10/21/2014 at 09:00 • Filed to: schadenfreude

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I have no idea how you perch a Caprice on top of a rock without smashing the body the bits, but apparently it's doable. This poor unfortunate officer discovered just how many folks in the tiny town of Kerrville, TX have cameras in their pockets while his cruiser was aided off the rock by a flatbed and a winch. Protip: drink that first cup of coffee before starting patrol.

Be safe out there everybody!

ly2v8-Brian > Texican 10/21/2014 at 09:06

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It didn't receive damage because it's like a rock.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Texican 10/21/2014 at 09:23

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How do I explain this to guys back in the office....

JBurd67 > ly2v8-Brian 10/21/2014 at 09:24

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RazoE > Texican 10/21/2014 at 09:27

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Chevy's are like a rock, they don't LOVE rocks. Geez.

Meatcoma > Texican 10/21/2014 at 09:50

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Now they will HAVE to give me a charger.... HAHAHAHA!

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Texican 10/21/2014 at 09:53

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claramag, Mustaco Master > Texican 10/21/2014 at 10:19

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ooh Kerrville i grew up down the road from there! Kerrville police department was full of Richards, no sympathy

Texican > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 10/21/2014 at 11:45

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I'm sure they were polite and understanding about the whole thing

DavidHH > Texican 01/31/2015 at 19:38

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Except it was a dodge diplomat cop car, which was chasing a friend on a dirt bike, for having no license plate, on his way to the field were we used to ride dirt bikes in jr high and high school. Rookie Officer totals a brand new Police Car, and mr evil nasty juvenile judge sentences my friend to their nasty work farm / prison until he was 21, [he was 15]. So his parents had to remove him from my home town until he turned 18, as he could only get arrested in the city, for the rest of the state refused to cooperate with their draconian juvenile court. It took two tow trucks to remove the wrecked diplomat, which was utterly destroyed, haven gone down a steep hill, and high sided once before completely high siding it on a rock twice the size of the photo above.

DavidHH > Meatcoma 01/31/2015 at 19:39

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You mean a Segway?

DavidHH > Texican 01/31/2015 at 19:40

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Only because his boyfriend also works at the same department.