I'm In A Limo

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
10/20/2014 at 20:44 • Filed to: None

In Orlando. En route to Disney World. With my wife and 2/3rds of my daughters. I'd rather have the Executive Sprinter Van we had as transportation the last time we were here.

DISCUSSION (33)

ly2v8-Brian > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 20:47

Hey that's pretty cool.

Spaceball-Two > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 20:50

What happened to the other daughter!?!?!? Did the pirates get her?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 20:50

Life can be tough sometimes, cant it?

Anyways, have fun!

Dusty Ventures > Spaceball-Two
10/20/2014 at 20:53

No no, he said "2/3rds of my daughters" not "2 of my 3" daughters. I can only assume that means Pat has done something that now makes him a fugitive from the law.

PS9 > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 20:56

Hey I'M In orlando! *You, me, and the other Florida oppos should do a meet up!

*(Given that we are all floridians, at least one of us is guaranteed to be a serial killer. Which one is it? Come meet up with us and find out!)

Leadbull > Dusty Ventures
10/20/2014 at 20:57

I mean, he is a serial killer.

Leadbull > PS9
10/20/2014 at 21:00

Kinja'd!!!

Dude.

C'mon.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PS9
10/20/2014 at 21:07

If only Pensacola wasn't 6 hours from Orlando.

Dusty Ventures > Leadbull
10/20/2014 at 21:16

Don't say that, he's not a serial killer! He's a fine, upstanding man.

...who happens to know what my face looks like.

Tine for a vacation! See y'all next year!

DoYouEvenShift > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 21:21

Looove Disney World! Have fun man.

PatBateman > ly2v8-Brian
10/20/2014 at 21:22

It doesn't suck.

PatBateman > Spaceball-Two
10/20/2014 at 21:23

If by "pirates" you mean "my parents", then yes. Pirates got her.

PatBateman > Leadbull
10/20/2014 at 21:23

STOP JUDGING ME!!!

PatBateman > Dusty Ventures
10/20/2014 at 21:26

I needed this vacation. I needed it so badly, that I felt that I couldn't leave my office today. Two of the managers at the office told me to go have fun. I have no immediately pressing issues at work. I just... COULDN'T LEAVE.

PatBateman > PS9
10/20/2014 at 21:27

I'm a Texan. It ain't me.

OR IS IT?!

PatBateman > PS9
10/20/2014 at 21:27

I'm a Texan. It ain't me.

OR IS IT?!

PatBateman > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/20/2014 at 21:29

I mean TOUGH!! Right now, I'm waiting for my luggage to be delivered to our room while my wife and kiddos watch the Texans game at the "bar". HOW DARE THE BELL BOYS NOT HAVE GOTTEN THE LUGGAGE HERE BEFORE ME!!!

This shit wouldn't have happened at the Ritz.

PatBateman > DoYouEvenShift
10/20/2014 at 21:31

We will! Tomorrow I'm supposed to do the test track thingamajig at Epcot.

So, if anyone wants to stalk me, I'll be at that ride tomorrow at 2:30.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 21:52

I still remember when I was a little kid we went to Disney for just about "free". My Dad was flying a ton so 5 free tickets paid with frequent flyer points from Detroit to Orlando, and he was about to kill the AmEx card so he spent all his point on week hotel room down there.

Good times, good times.

PatBateman > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/20/2014 at 21:55

I never travel for business, so no miles to use. That would have been nice, though.

DoYouEvenShift > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 22:00

I love that thing! Havent been on since they redid it though. Mission Space is amazing too.

Gamecat235 > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 22:05

Please tell me that your total number of daughters is evenly divisible by three.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 22:05

so are your daughters like without their legs or something? did you cut them off?

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 22:10

Did you know there is a 1-mile oval at disney world, and you can do the exotic driving experience with like the Nissan GT-R, a Porsche 997, a couple ferrari's, or a couple lambos or the Audi R8. or drive a Stock Car along the oval?

its actually right near the magic kingdom parking lot, its not a well known thing, so I thought I might point it out.

http://www.exoticdriving.com/ or http://www.drivepetty.com/race-tracks/or…

PatBateman > Gamecat235
10/20/2014 at 22:15

You are correct. I have three daughters.

Pray for me.

PatBateman > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
10/20/2014 at 22:16

Wouldn't that be, like, 1/2 my daughters?

PatBateman > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
10/20/2014 at 22:17

I knew you could drive stock cars there, but didn't know about the exotics.

Gamecat235 > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 22:29

I only have one. I can only imagine.

PatBateman > Gamecat235
10/20/2014 at 22:31

It's best to only imagine. I love them all, obviously, but they are a handful to put it lightly.

CPT Speedbump > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 22:32

I mean..usually those vans are 5 times nicer then limo's, which isn't saying much seeing as 80 percent of limo's are pretty terrible

EL_ULY > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 23:25

miralo, muy chingon!

Have fun but keep an eye out for Floridians. I'll see you at the quarantine station when you get back. Wash you down from all foreign particles.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > PatBateman
10/21/2014 at 00:01

I was going by weight, not height, your legs only weigh approximately 30% of your body weight.

Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman
10/21/2014 at 13:07

Godspeed my man. To me, Disney would be a living hell. Of course, I don't have kids, so I can't get in that mindset now.

Check the Doug DeDouchebag article on Bolian. Says there are others still trying to break the record. Do you know where things like that would be lurking on the interwebs?