VA, home of the best license plates and the worst criminals

Kinja'd!!! "AM3R" (AM3R)
10/20/2014 at 17:57 • Filed to: Crime

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Last night in Alexandria, VA a man robbed a gas station. With money and cigarettes in hand, he ran towards the door and proceeded to push. The door seemed to be locked, so he went back and shot the clerk thinking he was trying to lock him in.

The door was a pull.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > AM3R
10/20/2014 at 18:01

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Hahahahaha, I shouldn't have laughed but I did.

And I heard the clerk is in stable condition, so I feel less bad now.


Kinja'd!!! AM3R > jkm7680
10/20/2014 at 18:02

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Haha yeah, I just saw the story on TV. He's fine, which is why I ended up laughing.

Such a failure by the robber!


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > AM3R
10/20/2014 at 18:05

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > AM3R
10/20/2014 at 18:10

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 18:15

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Great minds think alike.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn
10/20/2014 at 18:17

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I mean, has there ever been a better use of this?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 18:24

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I can't think of one.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > AM3R
10/20/2014 at 19:04

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What kind of gas station would have remote locking doors? lol


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/20/2014 at 19:12

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One that gets robbed a lot. But then you'd think they'd be packing a .306 or a 12 gauge under the counter.