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Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
10/17/2014 at 00:22 • Filed to: Volkswagen

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Below is an Epiphany in told in images

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My Mom Drives This:

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These people built it:

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They did this:

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Because They were friends with this guy:

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He is the reason my mom wont let me get this:

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How is there logic in this?


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 00:24

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Because the Beetle is actually derived from a product of Nazi Germany and the Honda is not, perhaps?


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 00:26

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Meanwhile mom be like.

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Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jedidiah
10/17/2014 at 00:26

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But during WWII, The japanese were just as bad as the germans, so by her logic shouldnt she boycott japanese cars too?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ly2v8-Brian
10/17/2014 at 00:26

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Ya, Pretty much


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 00:27

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Its because her imperialism was built in liberty (east) ohio


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 00:28

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Well, debating aside about who is worse, they were allies simple as that.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:28

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She doesnt know that. I told her that once, She still doesnt believe me


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ly2v8-Brian
10/17/2014 at 00:28

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Exactly


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 00:30

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What Jedidiah means is Hitler was directly involved in the design and the construction of the Volkswagen Type 1, which was renamed the Beetle after the war


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 00:30

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"I don't care what you say but I'm not letting you have one those nasty Nazi cars."

-mama Denver


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ly2v8-Brian
10/17/2014 at 00:34

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I NEED MORE STARS


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 00:43

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The only solution:

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 01:01

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Tell her the VW Passat is built in Kentucky. Blow her feeble mind.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/17/2014 at 01:15

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THIS ^


Kinja'd!!! Zibodiz > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 01:46

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For what it's worth, I've had a '71 Beetle, and let me tell you, they're just like the RX-7; the second happiest day of your life is the day you buy it. The happiest day of your life is the day you finally pawn it off on someone else.

My advice: Get a Willys Jeep instead. Same kind of vintage super simple engineering, American made, and same price range. Slightly better fuel mileage and more reliable, too.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 01:49

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So, uhh, ever tried to bring a Gentile date home?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 01:52

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No I havent, would not go well


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 01:56

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Good. Your mother knows best on that question.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 02:15

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a fair point, especially as the Japanese did more damage in one attack on U.S. soil than the Germans did in many attempts (though, of course, their U-boats sank a bunch of ships and killed many, but we're not exactly innocent there, either). The Germans, their allies, and the Russians did do a great deal of damage to the population as a whole, with millions executed through genocide, so if one considers both the domestic and international implications of the home countries' manufacturers, one is left with even fewer vehicular choices, especially modern ones, what with international development and manufacturing.

That said, the folks who fought in that war are mostly dead or very old, and certainly not building them. The money from buying a used vehicle from a private party doesn't go back to the manufacturer (unless it's a state-owned manufacturer and taxes from the exchange go to the state, but that's rare, cyclical, and not direct funding, precisely speaking).

With all that in mind, and having driven a few old Beetles, they're not that great, though they do have personality - just ask Jason or Raphael. The novelty wears off quickly, they're scary in even light suburban traffic, and not that economical. There are plenty of other options out there, antique, classic, and contemporary, and many other enthusiasts for a variety of models.

Do what your conscience is OK with, and be proud that you're able to be enthusiastic and passionate about something positive, especially if it means keeping something old and full of character running rather than buying yet another disposable appliance.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 02:26

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I remember reading that Honda did not want to support the Japanese war effort. True or not, they weren't big back during the war years.

If she drove a Mitsubishi (or maybe a Mazda) that would fit the bill.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 07:58

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Japan only assisted Germany in attacking the US, not in the killing 20 million jews.

At this point in history though, it's still silly to not buy a VW because dubya-dubya-two. At some point, you gotta let shit go.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 10:15

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In all fairness, Honda didn't exist until After the war (1946).

Meanwhile, this:

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Kinja'd!!! DragginHard > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/17/2014 at 16:06

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Have Raph or Torch write her a letter... in Hebrew.