Problems with Ohio: Part 1

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
10/16/2014 at 18:16 • Filed to: Ohio

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Day 4, here are my problems.

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1. Fucking no fuckin autobahn. I am forced to drive so goddamn slow and it is slowly driving me nuts.

2. For some reason the passing lane is something that is just too hard for people to comprehend.

That's it for now, expect more.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! BrianNutter > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:19

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Lots and lts of cops here. Where r u from?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > BrianNutter
10/16/2014 at 18:20

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Jersey but I've been living in Germany.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:31

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LOL the FiST isn't as unicorny anymore IS IT


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/16/2014 at 18:34

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IT IS TOO! HE'S BACK IN GERMANY!! I'm rocking this now (it's a rental)

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#brostang


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:35

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Lol. This is not just restricted to Ohio...


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > CAR_IS_MI
10/16/2014 at 18:36

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And I can't drink on the streets here.. I think I liked America more when I was back in Germany and could admire it from afar.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:37

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Are you america-ing only temporarily??


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/16/2014 at 18:40

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Only for a month and then I'm back off to the land of Beer, Brats, and Bimmers.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:40

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Your car right now:

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/16/2014 at 18:42

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I've been trying not to think about him..


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:42

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WELL IT'S A GOOD THING I'M HERE THEN


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:45

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Well you can come to Vegas where you are allowed to drink on the streets, but thats pretty much the only place in America that I know it's legal. And yes, the grass is always greener when you're in Germany (or anywhere thats not America or Canada)...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:46

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Where in Ohio?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/16/2014 at 18:48

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Dayton/Kettering area, by a mall.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:48

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If we had an "Autobahn" here, it would be closed constantly due to accidents. Americans can't drive that way. It's a "me, me, me" thing.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:49

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Well, that sucks.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/16/2014 at 18:50

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Is it wrong to assume that all of Ohio kind of sucks?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:51

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/16/2014 at 18:53

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Enlighten me.


Kinja'd!!! sortofindian > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:54

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Dayton has good "hands on" strip clubs


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 18:58

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Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/16/2014 at 19:34

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Hey, to me those farms and flat lands are kinda interesting. I also kinda live in rural NY so that's pretty much what I live in. 'Cept we got some hills.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 19:35

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Welcome back to the States man..


Kinja'd!!! mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 19:45

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You must have REEEEALY liked Oktoberfest.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
10/16/2014 at 19:59

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At least the foods good..


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/16/2014 at 19:59

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That's a plus I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/
10/16/2014 at 20:18

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I'm pretty sure not liking a beer festival is a sin.


Kinja'd!!! mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/17/2014 at 09:49

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Agreed.