Damn You Camaro...

"PS9" (PS9) 10/15/2014 at 18:37 • Filed to: None

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I was hoping for lowered belt-lines, improved visibility, a better greenhouse overall, and a trunk that isn't a mailslot in the next Camaro. Guess none of that is going to be happening... :(

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > PS9 10/15/2014 at 18:40

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Why round tail lights? I don't like that..

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 10/15/2014 at 18:41

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Well, it sells well because people like the way it looks, so, yeah, their not going to mess with success.

That and crash safety stuff.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PS9 10/15/2014 at 18:43

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At this point, I'm convinced automakers would do away with glass entirely if they were allowed to.

Without an opening, there is no way for the occupants to be ejected, and that is the only reason they have all moved to a smaller greenhouse opening. I say that if anyone is ejected in a accident because they weren't wearing a seatbelt, it's their own damn fault.

Seat belts save lives and if you don't wear one, you're an idiot.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 10/15/2014 at 18:46

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Camo masking

lone_liberal > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 10/15/2014 at 18:48

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Because Camaro?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PS9 10/15/2014 at 18:53

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I think they should make this one a hatchback instead of the ridiculously small trunk opening.

I might be crazy, but the glass might be ever so slightly taller.

mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/15/2014 at 18:54

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Liftback

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mcseanerson 10/15/2014 at 18:55

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Right, yeah, that's what I meant. I forgot the word.

mcseanerson > PS9 10/15/2014 at 18:59

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Fuck blind spots. Nobody cares anymore. Now give me my true hardtop coupe with no b pillar.

mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/15/2014 at 19:01

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My parents had a Capri liftback they apparently changed my diaped on the back of. A daunting task I'm sure.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mcseanerson 10/15/2014 at 19:04

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Why not open the liftback and change you on the flat surface inside?

mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/15/2014 at 19:08

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Cocaine is a powerful drug.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > lone_liberal 10/15/2014 at 19:10

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Because Camaro.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:10

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Oh ok.

Crest > PS9 10/15/2014 at 19:15

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Well nobody needs rear windows anyway. The cool kids don't have one for example Koenisegg. I mean why even bother with windows at this point? Just make the whole damn thing outta metal. It adds structural rigidity and safety and bullshit!

lone_liberal > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 10/15/2014 at 19:22

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I know they've been rectangular more than they've been round, but I couldn't think up any other reason. Besides, I have a '71 so those are the taillights that I think of as "Camaro lights".

Axel-Ripper > PS9 10/15/2014 at 19:28

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If you want good visibility in a car, you don't want a Camaro. Pretty sure you haven't been able to see out of them since at least 1980.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > lone_liberal 10/15/2014 at 19:31

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That's fair, I just prefer the rectangular tails as my favorite generation of Camaro is the first gen with the 2015 a close second.*
*This statement is based purely on looks and nothing else since I've never driven a Camaro.

Kailand09 > PS9 10/15/2014 at 21:13

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I'm still thinking that has to be old body parts on a new chassis or something. It looks way too damn similar.

shop-teacher > mcseanerson 10/15/2014 at 23:27

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A truck tailgate is the best changing table ever. My daughter prefers it to her actual changing table.

mcseanerson > shop-teacher 10/15/2014 at 23:28

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Wagon cargo area is pretty good too.

shop-teacher > mcseanerson 10/15/2014 at 23:32

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Most definitely.