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Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
10/15/2014 at 11:00 • Filed to: Gamelopnik

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Here's another game for you! It's what you'll lose your license for, based on your birthday again.

I'll be trying to bribe the police at Trafalgar Square for driving at night with no lights on.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Will with a W8 races an E30 > scoob
10/15/2014 at 11:03

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Flirting with the police officer on the Autobahn with a loaded gun in hand.

I'll take it.


Kinja'd!!! kalabaddon > scoob
10/15/2014 at 11:06

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Mine is nice and simple.

Drag racing at a local car meet with no regrets!


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > scoob
10/15/2014 at 11:06

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Rolling your car in front of a care home with the handbrake on.

Sounds accurate.


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > scoob
10/15/2014 at 11:16

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Flirting with the police officer in a cemetery in a beach buggy.

Wow. Hell of a mental image.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > scoob
10/15/2014 at 11:20

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Instigating a road rage fight in my own driveway. I regret nothing!


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Will with a W8 races an E30
10/15/2014 at 11:21

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Ever see one of those "she could totally be a porn star cop" and think what's the minimum you could do to get pulled over without getting heavily fined or arrested?


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > scoob
10/15/2014 at 11:30

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practicing gymkhana in a cemetery in a Prius.

say what.


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, Amigos! > scoob
10/15/2014 at 11:32

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I'll see you there in Trafalgar Square, except I'll be running over a cyclist in a rented Ferrari.


Kinja'd!!! JBurd67 > Will with a W8 races an E30
10/15/2014 at 11:43

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Yours is SO much better than mine.

Flirting with a police officer in front of a hospital while hitting VTEC.


Kinja'd!!! JBurd67 > RockThrillz89
10/15/2014 at 11:45

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Hahaha I laughed way too hard at this. The mental image makes it so much better.


Kinja'd!!! JBurd67 > kalabaddon
10/15/2014 at 11:46

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Kinja'd!!! kalabaddon > JBurd67
10/15/2014 at 11:55

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lol


Kinja'd!!! nucciOMG > scoob
10/15/2014 at 12:01

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Speeding (twice the limit) on a Russian ferry in reverse.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > scoob
10/15/2014 at 12:24

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I was tailgating an ambulance in Trafalgar Square in a VW Lupo. What's a Lupo?


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > scoob
10/15/2014 at 12:30

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Rolling your car in front of a care home on your birthday.

Wouldn't actually be the worst birthday ever.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Leon711
10/15/2014 at 13:07

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Hahahaha that's perfect


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > scoob
10/15/2014 at 16:27

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Driving on the pavement at Trafalgar Square while playing Flappy Bird.

Wat.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > scoob
10/15/2014 at 18:32

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Mine is actually pretty realistic, mostly. I'll be tailgating an ambulance in my father's BMW... on a Russian ferry.


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > scoob
10/15/2014 at 21:31

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Twerking while driving in front of a care home while shaving.

I assume drugs are already part of this equation somehow.