Does Anybody Here Chew on Toothpicks?

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 10/12/2014 at 05:57 • Filed to: Top Toothpick Tip

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Because I do (sometimes), and I just thought of something genius! Chew on a toothpick for a while, then coat it in salt. Let it sit for a couple minutes, the salt should permeate the wood. And low and behold, you have a salty toothpick to chew on!

The man in the iron mask > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 06:17

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I ocasionally do if i see a pack of toothpicks at the kitchen (rarely) ...or at restaurants

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 07:32

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Recent picture of me.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > The man in the iron mask 10/12/2014 at 07:33

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I do when I draw, or when I wanna concentrate on something. Activating the jaw muscles has been shown to raise mental focus. Also I cant chew gum, Damn Gag reflex.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/12/2014 at 07:34

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Haha, so you do?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 07:42

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Nah, I just never pass up a chance to post a picture of Razor Ramon.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/12/2014 at 07:43

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Well I have to say, Chewing on toothpicks does make you look incredibly badass. You should try it!

crowmolly > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/12/2014 at 10:06

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Dammit I was too slow! Well played.

Every time Deadspin posts something about the Braves moving to Cobb county I head over there to post up the Bossman.

sortofindian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 10:13

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CHewing on toothpicks make you look like you have gum disease not a badass

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > crowmolly 10/12/2014 at 10:18

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Well, if the Braves ever move down to Cobb County Georgia, they better read the signs, respect the law and order. Or they'll serve hard times.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 10:38

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I kind of have too. As weird as that sounds I is true. I have way to much energy and figit like a child if I don't chew on toothpicks or gum or click a pen or something. I go through 1-3 packs of gum a day doing this.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 10/12/2014 at 14:33

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I'm the exact same way. Except, I have a really bad gag reflex that prevents me from chewing gum.

The man in the iron mask > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/12/2014 at 22:26

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as i was reading the comment i was going to say gum. darn it.

BansheeNornForgotHisBurnerKey > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/13/2014 at 10:07

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only if they have the mint coating on one end. hahaha.