Everyone I Know Is At the Homecoming Dance...

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
10/11/2014 at 21:23 • Filed to: None

And I just got off work and am now home alone, feeling rather depressed. Cheer me up Oppo?

DISCUSSION (45)

Nibbles > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:26

I'm at work. I'm sitting in an office downtown, working on servers while everyone else is at the hockey game or carousing with buds or whatnot. My wife just went home to spend her evening with netflix. Shit happens, guy, the best of us deal with it.

Bad Idea Hat > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:27

Two Latvian look at clouds

One see potato

Other see impossible dream

Is same cloud.

Steve in Manhattan > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:27

Have a 1970 Subaru 700 police car:

Kinja'd!!!

Big Russ > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:27

I'm at work... so there's that

yamahog > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:28

Cheer up! My youngest sister was almost kept home from her homecoming dance tonight because my mom wouldn't let her out until she found a shoe. And my sister is DD'ing for her drunk friends tonight.

Nibbles > Bad Idea Hat
10/11/2014 at 21:28

Wow man, that's like, deep, man

Wow

Bad Idea Hat > Nibbles
10/11/2014 at 21:29

Kinja'd!!!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Steve in Manhattan
10/11/2014 at 21:29

Oh my gosh that is just so cute and adorable!!!

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Nibbles
10/11/2014 at 21:30

IT, bro?

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:30

Kinja'd!!!

I haven't been to a social function since middle school. Do you feel lucky now, punk?! No, but that does suck. Have a picture I'm about to find on my phone.

It's not exactly flattering for the 4 series if you look hard.

Also , you have a V70R!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Bad Idea Hat
10/11/2014 at 21:30

Thats just.... amazing

Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:30

Kinja'd!!!

I went rallycrossing with Orlove today.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/11/2014 at 21:31

Its not even that its a lot of shit thats been going on but this is sort of like icing on the cake so to speak

Bad Idea Hat > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:31

Latvian humor is really funny if you enjoy anti-humor a lot.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Brian Silvestro
10/11/2014 at 21:32

Im actually really jealous of you! How amazing was it?

Nibbles > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/11/2014 at 21:32

Yup. I'm at the apex of my current career path.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Nibbles
10/11/2014 at 21:33

What kind of degree do you have?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Brian Silvestro
10/11/2014 at 21:34

This gives me a GREAT idea for what we were talking about before

Steve in Manhattan > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:35

You'd see it in your rearview mirror, chuckle, and put your right foot down.

Nibbles > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/11/2014 at 21:35

I have a BS in Gon' Kick Yo Ass from YoMamma.edu

(no degree)

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:36

I know what you mean. My life has been a massive vicious cycle since the end of my social career and giving a shit about aforementioned life.

Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:37

The most amazing.

Brian Silvestro > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
10/11/2014 at 21:37

????????? WHAT

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Nibbles
10/11/2014 at 21:37

Ah, okay

Nibbles > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/11/2014 at 21:40

Started my career in high school - I taught computer courses and maintained the district's network. Graduated, tried college, couldn't pay attention. Made some bad decisions. Ended up in Colorado. I applied for Geek Squad, they wouldn't take me. Two weeks later I started doing desktop support for a large Aerospace corporation. Moved from there into a bit of virtualization, then into systems administration where I've been for the past three years. Now I have to decide whether to stay here (and get degreed) or move into management

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:40

But just cheer up and realize that tomorrow your mood will be totally different when you wake up. Just live the V70R life and laugh at ridiculously-named and lazily-styled f-something gen BMWs

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:42

This always cheers me up

Kinja'd!!!

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Nibbles
10/11/2014 at 21:44

Oh... that doesn't sound too fun :( Best of luck to you...

Nibbles > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/11/2014 at 21:46

It's actually been a lot of fun once I got past the dumb mistakes of my youth. I thoroughly enjoy my career; I just have a really tough decision to make in the near future.

(Hint: The decision involves not working IT any more and brewing beer for a living)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Nibbles
10/11/2014 at 21:47

Ah, do which ever you love best! (and which ever one gives you more dough! But that is your choice!)

Nibbles > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/11/2014 at 21:53

That's why I've waited this long. My passion is beer, but it's really hard to get started in brewing (even in a brew forward state like Colorado). My current position is providing me the initial capital to get my brewery off the ground :)

EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 21:56

you own a V70R.... you win!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 22:00

If you homecoming is anything like mine, be lucky you stayed home. I'm forced to go every year and it's really boring and they play shitty music.

Just take the V70 and do some donuts or something.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
10/11/2014 at 22:05

I know.. its just a lot of shit right now and this sorta was the icing on the cake so to speak.

I've been really bad and depressed lately. Like really bad. So I'm hoping it'll get better soon but Im starting to doubt it.

BTW, your profile pic IS JUST FUCKING AMAZING! I SMILE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 22:08

I know that feel. I've been in the same situation before and trust me, it gets better eventually. It may not seem like it, but it will.

Ever since CrazedClay cropped that from a picture from a Craigslist ad I posted, it's been my picture. It will NEVER change.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
10/11/2014 at 22:11

Wow... so this is the first time I kinda enlarged it. I now see its a seatbelt... I though it was some snail vomiting or something!

And yeah, just my life fucking sucks now...

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 22:13

There's supposed to be a plastic cover there, but it broke off and that smiley face hides under it. If you're ever in a GMT800 truck or SUV, pop the cover off and you'll be greeted with that.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
10/11/2014 at 22:17

That is great to know because I have a friend with a Silverado of that gen. He will die laughing hen he sees it

No Prius Needed > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 22:32

You have a V70R and they don't. You are now undepressed.

Doug DeMuro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 22:51

V70R! Drive the V70R!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 23:35

You don't need no stinkin homecoming dance; it's all rubbish anyways. You've got us!

JGrabowMSt > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2014 at 23:57

I was watching X-Files with my girlfriend.

I never went to a single homecoming, didn't go to my own junior or senior proms, and I didn't go to my own project graduation.

I turned out okay, sort of. So you should be fine.

Kinja'd!!!

Learn about a new car!

This is a Ford Intermeccanica Italia. Powered by a 302, aimed at Ferrari.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > JGrabowMSt
10/12/2014 at 00:05

Yeah I think I'll be ok.. ive just been like severely depressed this weekend so this didnt help all too much honestly.

And now off to Google!

JGrabowMSt > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/12/2014 at 00:15

Then half of your Google adventures should be how to get a Spaceball shifter into your V70R.

I've only seen one wagon with a spaceball shifter, and I was really really jealous. It has an instagram, but for the life of me I can't remember what it is....

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Bad Idea Hat
10/12/2014 at 15:18

Wouldn't that be black humor not anti-humor though?