BMW Drivers are the Worst: Michigan Edition

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10/11/2014 at 15:47 • Filed to: BMW, terrible drivers

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Spotted both of these in Holland, Michigan.

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > New S4. Huskies. Party music.
10/11/2014 at 15:59

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maybe the white 5ers disability is that he's blind.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > New S4. Huskies. Party music.
10/11/2014 at 16:10

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That's Michigan alright. :P


Kinja'd!!! JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > New S4. Huskies. Party music.
10/11/2014 at 16:15

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That F10. Please tell me you spat on it. Nothing to damage the car, but something to make the driver cringe awhile when they remember it. Like in clockwork orange, that psycho will never repeat their former actions.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > New S4. Huskies. Party music.
10/11/2014 at 16:28

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I can forgive the hollander in the black one. The white hollander is a real dick.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > New S4. Huskies. Party music.
10/11/2014 at 17:10

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Parking like an asshole is like aggressive driving: they are counting on the fact that most people are good and decent, defensive, and really don't want to burden themselves with danger or drama. The payoff of parking like an asshole is greater than the cost of one or two dirty glares from the poor people. And the payoff of aggressive driving is effectively controlling other drivers with your dangerous moves and getting Starbucks seventeen seconds sooner than you otherwise would have. I guess the only drawbacks are collisions, deaths, tickets, and general depravity, caused by the all-to common phenomenon of what people will do when they are not required to look directly in the face of those they burden for personal gain.


Kinja'd!!! Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... > New S4. Huskies. Party music.
10/12/2014 at 11:07

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Nice parking. And its not even Tulip Time!