Gifs of Squids on motorcycles.

Kinja'd!!! "Pixel" (Improbcat)
10/10/2014 at 11:22 • Filed to: None

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I'm free! Screw you squid! I'm outta here!

Why 140mph in the highway is a bad idea:

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Wheelie into a cop car, that won't end badly

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Whee! I'm flying!

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Wobble wobble.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Pixel
10/10/2014 at 11:25

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This needs a "I must go my people need me" caption lol


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > Pixel
10/10/2014 at 11:26

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I feel physical pain watching some of those but oddly enough no sympathy.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Pixel
10/10/2014 at 11:27

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Looks like his friend touched his rear wheel


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Rico
10/10/2014 at 11:30

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I think this one is my favorite! The cop car one is a close second


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Pixel
10/10/2014 at 11:32

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Ouch. Wobble wobble manages to hit the only car on the side of the road... that's gonna leave a mark. (I'd say something about "And that's why you need a steering damper..." except the real answer is "And that's why you don't do shit like that on public roads. Ever."


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Sn210
10/10/2014 at 11:33

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That cop was PISSED, I hope he beat the shit out of that guy. I'm not a proponent of police brutality but in a situation like this it is warranted.


Kinja'd!!! buford-t-justice > Pixel
10/10/2014 at 11:33

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That poor bike


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Pixel
10/10/2014 at 11:34

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Only two of those were even partial squids. Sport bike rider crashing =/= squdding. In fact, 2 & 3 were in full leathers.

http://www.nosquidding.com/


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > Sam
10/10/2014 at 11:48

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From that website(bold mine):

What's a Squid?

"Squid" is a term used by the riding community. It has many, many MANY definitions and that definition varies depending on who you are asking the question to. Ask us? A squid is someone on a motorcycle who is unprepared, uneducated, and/or unsafe.

if you rear-end a car on the highway at 140mph, or pull a wheelie on the road and hit a cop car that falls under "unsafe" to me.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Pixel
10/10/2014 at 11:55

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To be fair, the cop did stop pretty abruptly. That said, the wheelie certainly prevented the rider from reacting in time.


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > SVTyler
10/10/2014 at 12:15

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That's were I am too. "Ouch! I bet that hurt. Maybe you shouldn't have been doing that, dumbass."


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > Pixel
10/11/2014 at 15:07

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but why "squid." something about bare flesh smeared along the pavement? something about the sound of the word squid?


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > DrScientist
10/11/2014 at 15:15

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https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index…

Apparently it derives from "Squirrelly Kid", as in someone who can't stick to the racing line on a track and dates back to old motorcycle racing days in SoCal.