Dear Classmates

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 10/07/2014 at 13:54 • Filed to: High School Idiots

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If you can't read, please don't volunteer to.

Who can't pronounce purpose!?

Sincerely,

Disgruntled and annoyed classmate who is giving you dirty looks.

About as annoyed at the Huracan looks.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 13:56

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Maybe they were volunteering and screwing up on porpoise.

I'll show myself out.

Shankems > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 13:57

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Maybe they were doing it on porpoise?

Mattbob > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 13:58

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b-b-b-but I like th the the nice tea teacher lady, a-and she smiles at m-m-me when I re-r-rea-read.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Shankems 10/07/2014 at 13:58

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NO STEALING MAH PUNS!!!!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/07/2014 at 13:58

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No, because they're one of those people that...

R-e-a-d...l-i-k-e...t-h-i-s...

You know, like a third grader.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 13:58

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This +100,000

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Mattbob 10/07/2014 at 13:59

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A smile that says "I'm going to kill you"

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage 10/07/2014 at 14:00

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Can't fathom how they can still read like a third grader and not have a speaking disability.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 14:02

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There are also people who can't pronounce the word "chassis" correctly.

Some of these people are even newsreaders on the radio.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 14:02

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They make my brain hurt.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/07/2014 at 14:03

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Ch-ass-see

At least that's how I pronounce it.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 14:05

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/   æ s i / or /  t æ s i /

At least according to the dictionary.

It doesn't stop people from saying "Chass-is".

#TheMarkOfAnIdiot

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 14:11

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I have no idea. Its embarrassing.

StingrayJake > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 14:15

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T-t-t-today junior!

But seriously, I'm a competent human being. I'm paid to write. I like to think I have a good grip on the English language. However, when I'm reading something out loud, I've been known to butcher simple words. Sometimes I get all mush mouthed. I have a face for radio and a voice for print.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > StingrayJake 10/07/2014 at 14:16

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I'm guilty of slurring words here and there sometimes, but not every single word in a sentence. I've seen people have trouble saying they're.

Alex B > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 14:26

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Same here. When this happens I just facepalm. Althouh, in 9th people seem to be better. Although I am taking mostly 11-12th grade courses.

CAR_IS_MI > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 14:28

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It's okay, I work with grown ass men who think the word electronics is pronounced "electrics". Even after I repeatedly, and purposefully, pronounce the word slowly, making sure to fully enunciate the whole word "E-lec-tron-ICS".

Klaus Schmoll > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 14:31

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Had some awkward moments when I started teaching. You hand out a text and ask for someone to read it out loud. You pick a 17 y/o bull who looks like a bouncer, and he starts r-e-a-d-i-n-g ..... l-i-k-e...... t-h-i-s. All you think is "Sorry dude, had I known, I would have spared you the embarrassment."

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 10/07/2014 at 15:01

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Pr-pr-practice m-m-makes per-perfect.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex B 10/07/2014 at 15:10

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I'm a junior that has to deal with these people. I'd understand 9th grade kinda (not really)

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Klaus Schmoll 10/07/2014 at 15:11

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That's understandable, but when they volunteer, that's totally different.