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inb4 Fiat Multipla copycat!
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I like that Nissan makes some goofy cars. They're taking more design risks than most other automakers.
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The Nissan Freddled Gruntbuggly.
The Fatboyslim.
The Nissan Yoloswag. Wait, that sounds better as the Volkswagen Yoloswagen.
Ah-hah. The Nissan Yolo Swaggins.
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It probably can't even wiffle through a mere tulgey wood, though, if it's a diesel, it'll at least burble as it comes...
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I'd buy The Fatboyslim as long as it played Fatboyslim music all the time. Like my own personal theme music.
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+1 for Nissan Vogons.
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It's got really manxome acceleration, and the mileage is uffish.
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Well, there you go! The Nissan Vogon. Freddled Gruntbuggly signature edition.
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*start up car*
RIGHT ABOUT NOW
THE FUCK SOUL BROTHA
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Nissan and Dodge seem to have been going nuts and taking more risks as automakers, but Nissan is doing it in the normal car market, while Dodge is hemorrhaging money thanks to their supercar stuff, and not focusing on the being the low end American car maker for FiatChrysler...
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Q; juke versas a cube in a fight who would win?
A; jabberwocky
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Didn't they already those?
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That's because the Fiat end of this is going to be carrying that weight. It wouldn't surprise me if, in 5 years, there isn't a Dodge car under $30,000 (V6 challenger excluded) that isn't based on a Fiat.
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Don't make me cry.
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The Dart, 200, Cherokee, Grand Caravan and Journey replacement are all based off a Fiat chassis. This means that in 2017 when the replacement comes supposedly, only the V6 Challenger and Charger left that aren't Fiat-based or over $30k. The base 300 and Durango,
Jeep might save you though. The Patriot and Wrangler don't seem to be going Italian any time soon.
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They are certainly not with some of their main
stream models: