What in the actual fuck?

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
10/06/2014 at 10:53 • Filed to: None

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I was hearing the brown sound when I saw this picture, I couldnt imagine having a semi TEAR THE FUCKING GARAGE OFF MY HOUSE. Guy is jailed for aggravated criminal mischief, so there is some story there. Just wow. Maine

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 10:56

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Are they absolutely sure it didn't happen in Florida?


Kinja'd!!! Milky > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 10:56

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At least the pick-up looks good still.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Milky
10/06/2014 at 10:58

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"That'll buff right out."


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 11:01

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I imagine that made quite a clatter.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 11:03

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He must have been carrying some serious speed or a large load to take out a pole, continue on and still have enough inertia to rip a garage from a house...


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
10/06/2014 at 11:11

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serious speed. I wonder if that is where they got him for mischief if they couldnt figure his speed yet


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 11:12

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It was apparently Mr Ho Lee Fuk's house.

God damn that must have been some serious speed to do that damage. They should throw the book at this guy, he clearly could have killed some people in this crash


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/06/2014 at 11:14

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sounds like that is why they held him on such a high cash bond. I bet more charges are waiting once they reconstruct.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Alfalfa
10/06/2014 at 11:15

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The truck is probably from Florida, if not that then the driver is and if he isn't, his parents are probably originally from there.

Because if none of those are true, you and I have found ourselves in an alternate universe.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 11:20

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oh yeah, my sister is actually certified in crash reconstruction, she'd have a field day on this one. She's the only woman in her sheriff's department with the cert.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 11:21

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Yea normally they wouldn't charge a driver for an accident like this unless he was doing something he shouldn't have been doing.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 11:24

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Guess he went off the Maine road.

/I'mhereallweek


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/06/2014 at 11:31

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nice! I am sure lots of guys are out there today like WTF?!?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
10/06/2014 at 11:31

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hahahah

wah-wah


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
10/06/2014 at 11:32

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yeah, these logging truck drivers up here are out of their minds half the time. Wondering if they are doing toxicology too. Probably all sped up at the very least


Kinja'd!!! Too many M's > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 12:07

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Wow! Glad you guys are okay. Really sorry about the garage. Hope it goes smoothly to make you whole again.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Too many M's
10/06/2014 at 12:10

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haha not my house. But thanks


Kinja'd!!! Too many M's > 505Turbeaux
10/06/2014 at 12:17

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lol good deal