"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty)
10/05/2014 at 16:12 • Filed to: None
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"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty)
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there is an environmental disaster just out of DC called Tyson's corner. It is the capital of suburbia where lobbyists' wives cut you off in their GLs and X5s. I am in Tyson's Galleria (the most expensive place in, like, the world), a mall full of actual sheiks Chinese oligarch children, Russian billionaires and pretty much anyone who makes money through questionable means from impoverished places. One scary Russian dude wearing tons of jewelry and a sweatsuit like Paulie from the sopranos is making out and getting to third base with his obviously-teenaged girlfriend next to me and has been for 30 minutes. He's been shooting me looks the whole time and I am tempted to go get myself beaten up and win a subsequent lawsuit. And he just got up and I couldn't muster the courage to say "get a room." To this asswipe. damn. How do I end up in these shithole places trying to help out my grandmother?
For Sweden
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 16:15 |
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Diplomacy is the world's biggest racket.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 16:16 |
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WTF are you doing?
ly2v8-Brian
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 16:17 |
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sounds like pure hell
WhereAreMyPants
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 16:18 |
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Take her home, and teach her Amazon. Tysons is the absolute worst.
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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> ly2v8-Brian
10/05/2014 at 16:21 |
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Somehow they managed to rename it DC and surrounding suburbs, but it most definitely is hell!
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> For Sweden
10/05/2014 at 16:22 |
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America: "Give us your spa-treated, caviar-truffle-eating, and immorally wealthy"
Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 16:23 |
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Yep those are about all the reasons that I avoid going to Tyson's as much as possible.
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> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/05/2014 at 16:23 |
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Transporting my elderly grandmother straight into the depths of suburban DC shopping mall in which nothing costs less than $250 and is Beijing + Moscow + Bahrain in reality. With corrupt politicians' families thrown into the mix, of course.
Snooder87
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 16:27 |
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bro, don't hate on a fellow bro getting his mack on.
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K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 16:27 |
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That sucks.
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> Snooder87
10/05/2014 at 16:35 |
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As much as I wish I had a chance of getting my "mack on," that has nothing to do with it...
Clown Shoe Pilot
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 17:48 |
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Solution - fight creepy with SUPER creepy. Next time you see a grown ass man committing public statutory rape, pull out your phone and pretend to take video. Don't ACTUALLY take video, because child porn laws. If you can pull it off, mime rubbing one out under a bag of shopping or something.
You'll probably get your ass kicked, but you'll make the news.
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> Clown Shoe Pilot
10/05/2014 at 21:25 |
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I was actually SO tempted to do this. Like, I initially pulled my phone out for that reason. He'd definitely beat my ass up, but I'd make the news and he's undoubtedly loaded which means I could sue him. I actually didn't because I didn't want to mess with a shady Russian millionaire or threaten one of his possibly-underage cocaine sluts, this guy was actually scary and the way he kept shooting me looks and making different expressions was like he wanted a problem that I wasn't about to walk into. Now, this mall is full of such unbridled douchery that I restrained myself after the pleasant surprise of him cleaning up the messes he made on the seat.
Axial
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/05/2014 at 22:01 |
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Tyson's is a dump.
I really don't have much else to say on the matter. I have to go through there when I go to Katie's Cars & Coffee and all 10 minutes of it is shit.