So, one of my professors just bought a 911...

Kinja'd!!! "BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs)
10/04/2014 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

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And he puts the hammer down everyday on his way to Campus, up and down an avenue which has a small river separating the two ways and, a little barrier to keep people from driving into it and a bend to enter the actual campus. I give him... 5 months to end like this.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Conan > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/04/2014 at 17:10

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There are worse ways to go.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/04/2014 at 17:11

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If it ends like this, can I hate him?


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/04/2014 at 17:12

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I kind of do already. He's a bit of a douche, so there's that.


Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > Conan
10/04/2014 at 17:13

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Probably, it could catch on fire


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Conan
10/04/2014 at 17:16

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It's an automatic base model Carrera.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/04/2014 at 17:17

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What kind is it?


Kinja'd!!! Conan > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/04/2014 at 17:19

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That might actually be to his advantage.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/04/2014 at 17:22

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Did you professor actually brag to your class about this purchase? What a tool.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/04/2014 at 17:24

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Kind of, kind of not. He didn't go out and openly say "hey kids, guess who just got a Porsche? This guy!", but he did stop referring to his car as a car and start referring to it as Porsche or 911, as in "I'll just leave my laptop in the Porsche, then we can discuss the exam" or "I'm in a hurry, let's talk about the patient on my way to the 911".

And that's even tooler than just declaring it out loud.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/04/2014 at 17:48

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This guy could be a new meme on Oppo.

"Ok, that'll be it for today, everyone. See you Monday and have a great weekend. I know I will because I'll be driving my Porsh Nine One One!"


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > scoob
10/04/2014 at 17:59

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Hahaha, true!