Some Asshole Egged My Car.

"Zohaibman72" (zohaibman72)
10/03/2014 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

There is a special place in hell for people who think this shit is funny and do it.

Its fucking uncool, my car smells disgusting and its going to be so hard to clean tomarrow.

It was outside my Grandmother's too.

DISCUSSION (19)

Kanaric > Zohaibman72
10/03/2014 at 23:31

Wash it ASAP. Someone eggs my 350Z when I was out of town, got back and cleaned it off and the clearcoat was fucked.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Zohaibman72
10/03/2014 at 23:31

Kinja'd!!!

almost thought this was a chip in the paint, and was ready go full hulk on whoever did that.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Zohaibman72
10/03/2014 at 23:32

Fuckin' a, everybody's car is getting vandalized on here.

Nibby > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/03/2014 at 23:35

Our Forester has dents and dings and a cracked tail lamp thanks to some racist teenagers who took a screwdriver to it just cause we're not white.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Zohaibman72
10/03/2014 at 23:35

This:

PS9 > Nibby
10/03/2014 at 23:43

Fuckin' racist dickbags.

Sweet Trav > Zohaibman72
10/03/2014 at 23:45

Ain't nothin more chicken shit than fuckin with another man's automobile.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Zohaibman72
10/03/2014 at 23:50

It sucks... I have have my tires cut, someone shit on my hood, my antenna has been stolen at least 3 times... As near as I can tell only because I have a car they want and don't have (S2k.) People suck.

Rico > Zohaibman72
10/03/2014 at 23:51

Corny, I just don't get why people can't find better shit to do.

Bytemite > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
10/04/2014 at 00:16

Wait..someone actually took a squat on the hood of your S2K and took a shit?

My god, what has the world come to..

Bytemite > Kanaric
10/04/2014 at 00:17

Seriously? Eggs ruin clearcoats?

Kanaric > Bytemite
10/04/2014 at 00:19

Yes, I wish I had a picture of it. It was the worst paint damage i've ever seen.

It eats it away like an acid and it looks melted.

Here's an article I found about it:

http://davisbodyshop.com/how-do-eggs-da…

Makoyouidiot > Zohaibman72
10/04/2014 at 00:33

Fucking assholes, man, I feel you...someone hit my Fiat with a chunk of concrete tonight

Makoyouidiot > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
10/04/2014 at 00:33

I hate people.

wabbalosthiskey > Zohaibman72
10/04/2014 at 01:20

Hopefully you got it cleaned off soon before it turned to glue, that's the best you can do.

When I was a kid in school, woke up to a car driving by about 2am and looked out the window, seeing a car full of kids driving down the street throwing eggs. We lived on a dead-end road, and they were heading the wrong way. Grabbed clothes and keys and booked my ass out the door just as they were headed back out of the neighborhood. Trailed the car a mile or so up the road and watched it go up a gated drive, park, and about 5 teenage girls get out and sneak into the house. This was obviously a sleepover party of some sort out to cause chaos after mom and dad went to bed.

Waited as long as my rage would permit, about 30 seconds, drove through the gate (through), right up to the front porch via the lovely garden bed and perfectly trimmed front yard, and rang the door bell a few [hundred] times. All of the lights in the house came on and shortly Mr. Daddy Eggthrower was at the door while his innocent girls were surely resting. It a somewhat uncontrollable fashion I pointed out my truck parked in his front yard that drove through his flowerbeds, and said we'd call it even as his slumber party had just been caught out egging the neighborhood.. Over the next week I heard all about it through the grapevine at school how the girls had been busted and sent home at 3am due to some embarrassing botched late night prank party. Ha. You want a play a funny prank, whatever, but damaging cars, eat shit.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Bytemite
10/04/2014 at 08:20

Luckily they stood in front of the car. On the hood would have bent it all to hell.

Burrito de EJ25 > Makoyouidiot
10/04/2014 at 11:13

...What fuck heads.

Bytemite > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
10/04/2014 at 15:28

Man, I was planning on getting a sports car in the 10k range like an S2k, Boxster, Z3, but looks like I'll have to go with cheaper and older so that I don't have parking lot anxiety.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Bytemite
10/04/2014 at 16:08

Dont give up just because other people are jerks. Get an ugly version that's mechanically awesome, and you won't worry as much. Buy one that already has a few scratches, and if it's an S, put cheapo aftermarket seats in. Those seats are expensive, and people might cut your top to get them.