Subaru Owner has MASSIVE Python Under Dash

"E30Joe drives a Subaru" (325joe) 10/01/2014 at 15:32 • Filed to: None

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LOL! This was posted on my local Subaru club's forum.

Didn't believe it....

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 15:33

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That's small for a python

Party-vi > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 15:34

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Something something dick joke something.

Brian Silvestro > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 15:34

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I guess Kyle ain't give no fucks.

E30Joe drives a Subaru > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 15:34

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In Minnesota that's pretty big haha

PushToStart > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 15:37

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Suddenly that Toyota recall about the spiders about a year ago doesn't seem to be such a big deal.

(For those who might not remember: http://jalopnik.com/toyota-recalls… )

mrbaits > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 15:39

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That Ball Python is pretty much as big as it's going to get. Mine was about that size when it died. :(

EL_ULY > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 15:46

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COOOOL!

TotallyThatStupid > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 15:50

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Service Advisor 101:

Call customer to ask if they would like the python removed. Advise on cost. Offer to include diag. in the total cost if they commit to the repair ("Otherwise, we do have the $120 flat diagnostic fee."). Try to upsell maintenance and tire nitrogen service. Wash car, vacuum out snake feces. Get dinged on service score because car runner got Cheesy Poof dust on customers window switch.

*Sigh.*

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 16:09

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Sorry I don't do snakes! I can only think of one way to fix it.

RallyWrench > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 16:28

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Technician worksheet:

Tire pressures: 35psi. Glovebox hinges broken. Steering column articulation, accelerator & brake pedal travel limited by Python, unable to safely road test vehicle. Cannot enter vehicle due to coincidental failure of all external door handles & locks while in shop. Recommend nuke vehicle from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

bob and john > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/01/2014 at 20:55

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Found your problem, your serpentine belt was the wrong size

BrainForest > E30Joe drives a Subaru 10/02/2014 at 12:36

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Good job, Kyle.