Cars before hoes

"Ratonu" (ratonu) 10/01/2014 at 12:47 • Filed to: None

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Went out with a girl to the countryside. I told her I wanted to get the car up to speed a little. She was very fond of me and told me she had car sickness and hated speed, but came along anyway. So far so good, I drove carefully, until it was time to head home. I merged onto a busy road and started overtaking lorries while avoiding oncoming traffic, forgetting what she told me.

She never returned any of my calls to this date.

Any similar stories?

EL_ULY > Ratonu 10/01/2014 at 12:49

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a bit rude I think on your part

Ratonu > EL_ULY 10/01/2014 at 12:50

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probably, but it was worth it. I didn't like her that much and I didn't want to break her heart anyways

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Ratonu 10/01/2014 at 12:51

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My girlfriend gets insanely carsick, so I was a little concerned about that when we first started dating. It actually turned out much better than I expected. She likes cruising around in the 2002 sometimes, but we usually take her Lexus (the Jeep is too bouncy for her and the if I don't consciously shift extra smoothly, she'll get carsick). I don't mind. Saves me on gas!

yamahog > Ratonu 10/01/2014 at 13:04

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You totally squandered an opportunity to use "Autos before hoes"

Keep this post in mind should you ever feel the need to join in the ranks of young Opponauts writing late-night novels wondering why girls won't go out with you

BrtStlnd > Ratonu 10/01/2014 at 13:11

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Women > Cars

Eazy-O > Ratonu 10/01/2014 at 13:14

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Took that bitch to the 'ring...

...bitches love going to the 'ring.

She is a lovely lady though. :)

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Chteelers > Ratonu 10/01/2014 at 13:19

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Cars before hoes indeed. Just think, how long would you want to be with a girl if every time you went driving she didn't let you have any fun? Gotta have similar interests.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Chteelers 10/01/2014 at 13:24

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You could like, y'know, go driving with someone else or on your own sometimes.

Alfalfa > Ratonu 10/01/2014 at 13:25

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On one occasion, I realized that I had to make a u-turn. It was fairly slick on the road with fresh snow, so without thinking that my date may not appreciate it, I did what any self-respecting opponaut would do and pulled an e-brake turn rather than a 3-point. (No other cars in sight, of course)

She said that she was okay, and I seemed like I knew what I was doing. We didn't go out again, but there were other determining factors for that in both parties.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Ratonu 10/01/2014 at 13:34

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For some reason girls trust me in my car. Maybe they're all crazy. No airbags, useless seat belts. 40+ year old metal. IDK.

Diesel > yamahog 10/01/2014 at 13:52

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Subject: Girls Won't Go Out With Me

Text: I never leave my basement and/or talk to women. Women no good. Why no come find me in basement, love me now.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Ratonu 10/02/2014 at 02:00

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My girlfriend won't ride with me on long car trips anymore, something about the harsh suspension making her need to pee all the time.

I'm planning on buying coilovers soon too.