Dear People on the FP,

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 10/01/2014 at 10:43 • Filed to: None

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Modern turbos are not indestructible devices from the other worlds like you guys/gals seem to think.

Thanks,

Someone Who Learned About Turbos From a Professional Tech School

P.S. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Big turbos for your time.

Crocket Bernet > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 10:45

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Link to said FPers?

Diesel > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 10:48

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Professional tech school is just high school for flunkies.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Crocket Bernet 10/01/2014 at 10:48

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http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/dude-turbos-ar…

http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/modern-turbos-…

http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/turbos-failing…

Diesel > Crocket Bernet 10/01/2014 at 10:48

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You know better than this, we don't link to people that annoy us to get an "oppo army" together to tell them off.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Diesel 10/01/2014 at 10:50

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I meant like an actual technical school, not a small county ran technical school. I maintained a 3.7 GPA through HS. if you really wanna know.

Crocket Bernet > Diesel 10/01/2014 at 10:51

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I just like reading stupid shit. I hardly comment on here anymore as it is, you think I'm going to waste valuable comments on FPers?

Diesel > Crocket Bernet 10/01/2014 at 10:52

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You're fingers be like, do you even lift, bro?

Diesel > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 10:53

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Good for you.

Crocket Bernet > Diesel 10/01/2014 at 10:54

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PS9 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 10:55

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I heard you can bolt one onto a Honda hatch and it will go faster than a veyron, bro! No tuning needed!

JGrabowMSt > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 11:19

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Bro, I turbo'd my Civic last night, and I'm running ALL THE BOOST. In fact, I decided I would just do a PowerThirst conversion for my car so that it can grow a beard and scrape a little bit when I drive down the street.

There was even this big heavy plate under my oil pan that I removed because RACECAR and because it was heavy.

I even put this boost gauge on the A-pillar so I can watch how my Turbo is doing. I would have swapped the dash so it could look JDM, but my mom made me pay for my text books, so I figured that the cool one I picked up from "the internet" would be just as good.

Oh, and I made my Civic RWD and I can beat mad Corvettes and Mustangs bro.

You mad?

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 11:21

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If they were indestructible, then this might not have happened.

Party_in_the_USA > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 11:24

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turbos, not turbo's.

Noob

HammerheadFistpunch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 11:24

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THANK YOU!!!

"why hatein the ecoboost, turbos last forever!"

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Party_in_the_USA 10/01/2014 at 11:30

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Better?

450X_FTW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/01/2014 at 11:52

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