I don't normally resort to petty name calling or NSFW language

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 10/01/2014 at 00:04 • Filed to: None

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But...

Fuck the cuntfaced dickheaded motherfucker who decided that a stormy night would be the perfect time to slash my mom's tire while she was in the high school at our choir concert. That is so fucking classless and low I cannot even begin to imagine what sort of scum does something like that. Keying a car is bad enough. But who the fuck slashes someone's tire, especially at their own high school? Seriously, rot in hell.

I'm not a happy camper right now.

Jedidiah > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 00:08

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People who do this shit usually end up dead overdosed on drugs or in prison.

Sub-human scum. Rule #1: Do not fuck with another man's car.

Agrajag > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 00:08

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I hope this happened to them.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 00:10

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Are there no security cameras in the parking lot? Karma will make him pay.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 10/01/2014 at 00:10

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There are in the near end, but I'm not sure if there are any where she parked.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Agrajag 10/01/2014 at 00:11

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That'd be nice.

Conan > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 00:11

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Sounds totally senseless and awful. One of our principals had some tires slashed after he expelled a bunch of students for drinking but that seemed to have some amount of logic to it at least.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Conan 10/01/2014 at 00:12

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She's not even a principle or anything. She's a 3rd grade teacher.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 00:20

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Checking wouldn't hurt, perhaps there aren't any where she parked but the guy must've walked there, maybe the other cameras got him.

Tohru > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 00:29

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Probably was a 3rd grade girl. At that age girls are cruel soulless uncaring monsters.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 10/01/2014 at 00:33

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She's in touch with our school admin & security as we speak.

Conan > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 00:40

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It'd be ridiculous anyhow but that makes it even worse. Sorry she had to go through that.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 00:47

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For future reference:

Just in case the pompous dick biscuit strikes again.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/01/2014 at 00:52

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Oooh, I like that!

All Motor Is Best Motor > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 01:33

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I know your feels. I had someone put a hole in my car's sidewall while I was at a movie theater. I walked out and had to swap to the spare in 25 F temps in the dark. Boy, that was a fun one.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 02:08

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Angry parent is my guess. Heaven forbid you tell someone that their child is disruptive or needs extra services......

Meatcoma > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 08:25

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I had an ex pop two tires on my car while I was in a bar. She was crazy but smart, knowing I only had one spare. The next day was a long one..

OPPOsaurus WRX > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/01/2014 at 08:37

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on senior day in high school some dumb shit carves seniors 02 in my door.

thebigbossyboss > Meatcoma 10/01/2014 at 09:05

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Haha oh fuck.

Tapas > Jedidiah 10/01/2014 at 10:07

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Rule #1 seconded.

Meatcoma > thebigbossyboss 10/01/2014 at 10:24

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Yea she was nuts. After we broke up she showed up at my new gf's house one night wanting to go to a nearby park and 'talk'. I bet she would have killed me! pSyCHO!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/01/2014 at 12:18

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That table is seriously flawed. 19 choices per column means you can't use a twenty-sided die.