An update on the Helladownforce BMW...

"TheJWT" (thejwt) 01/31/2014 at 21:30 • Filed to: WTF

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Some of you may remember the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I spotted several months ago at school. Much to my delight, I passed by it again the other day, now sporting this (Cleveland Browns-inspired?) brown vinyl wrap, with tastefully contrasting orange door handles. As much as I hate to see a nice car trashed by a dumb college kid with rich parents, I secretly am hoping this undergoes a "Dragonvette-esque" transformation. It seems like it's already on the right track...

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signintokinjalol > TheJWT 01/31/2014 at 21:36

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Not bad, look the wing, stickers and vinyl and i like it. Wheels are nice too.

Bad Idea Hat > TheJWT 01/31/2014 at 21:39

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That is a factory of sadness

( reference )

Battery Tender Unnecessary > TheJWT 01/31/2014 at 22:01

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I'm morbidly anticipating its final form.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > TheJWT 01/31/2014 at 22:24

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"Imma do summoar mods when I get teh moneyz, lol."

Pedro Rafael > Battery Tender Unnecessary 01/31/2014 at 22:29

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I guess it will be something like this:

TwoFortified > TheJWT 01/31/2014 at 23:05

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I can't stop looking at it.

It looks like if he goes past about 70MPH, it'll just rip his trunk clean off.

Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > TheJWT 01/31/2014 at 23:06

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Was it dipped in shit?

Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > Pedro Rafael 01/31/2014 at 23:07

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That is what people do to cars in the Philippines.

doodon2whls > TheJWT 01/31/2014 at 23:07

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Maybe the dood has a strong sense of humor with the wing?

Perhaps he had the bottom of the car plasti-dipped for the winter to protect it?

I don't know the guy... Have you ever bumped into him?

TheJWT > Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken 01/31/2014 at 23:11

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Quite possibly.

TheJWT > TwoFortified 01/31/2014 at 23:12

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I was thinking something along the lines of this...

TheJWT > doodon2whls 01/31/2014 at 23:15

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I suppose that could be true, but the orange door handles just scream "I have questionable taste" and the rest of the car only enforces that assumption...

I've never actually met the owner, but if by some chance I do, I'm actually quite curious about what else they've done to it. It's got a custom exhaust, so there could be some other performance goodies under the hood.

doodon2whls > TheJWT 01/31/2014 at 23:55

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You need to meet this person to judge their situation... 80% chance of them being a d-bag.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheJWT 02/01/2014 at 03:49

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you can't buy taste.

GermanVermin > TheJWT 02/01/2014 at 05:02

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I even believe the wing is mounted wrong: the "fatter" edge of the wing should point to the front. Lets hope (s)he is not an engineering student.

Stef Schrader > TheJWT 02/01/2014 at 06:53

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That's a turd.

Stupidru > TheJWT 02/01/2014 at 09:35

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Where do you go to college? By the looks of the rest of the parking lot, there seems to be more kids with rich parents

TheJWT > Stupidru 02/01/2014 at 09:55

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Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, and yeah, they're pretty common here.

Rico > TheJWT 02/01/2014 at 11:44

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RotaryLover > TheJWT 02/01/2014 at 19:22

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You know, I wanna remove the brain of all these people that are creating these and study them.