"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 01/27/2014 at 15:45 • Filed to: None

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Who's gonna be the first to use this line, "Girl, I'm hung like an F1 car." ?

roflcopter > CalzoneGolem 01/27/2014 at 15:45

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You, apparently.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > CalzoneGolem 01/27/2014 at 15:47

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If it's the Lotus, that's going to be awkward...

CalzoneGolem > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/27/2014 at 15:48

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Unless she's into that.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 01/27/2014 at 15:48

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/27/2014 at 15:50

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"Your nose looks like a wang, but your undercarriage is completely flat?"

BrewskiDoodle > CalzoneGolem 01/27/2014 at 15:51

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"let me slip my redbull in your lotus"

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > CalzoneGolem 01/27/2014 at 15:52

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Or him.

Who are we to judge?

CalzoneGolem > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/27/2014 at 15:54

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We are in no position to judge.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/27/2014 at 15:54

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Aren't chicks into that?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 01/27/2014 at 15:58

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Smooth, maybe. Flat, I don't think so.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/27/2014 at 15:58

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That explains a lot really.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/27/2014 at 16:30

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When is this not going to be applicable?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/27/2014 at 17:24

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When I defeat my loneliness.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/27/2014 at 17:31

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We shall fight this fight together

JACU - I've got bonifides. > CalzoneGolem 01/27/2014 at 19:24

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CalzoneGolem > JACU - I've got bonifides. 01/27/2014 at 21:46

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Mom?