It's Friday, Time For An Extra Special Caption Contest!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/10/2014 at 07:41 • Filed to: game

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You provide the caption, I'll provide the winner with a prize, you have until an arbitrary 8 pm EST. Have fun?

toadterror > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 07:44

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"And i'm here now with Kimi Kaikkonen. Kimi, smile if you don't want to be here"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > toadterror 01/10/2014 at 07:46

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"Kimi Kaikkonen"

lulz

aquila121 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 07:48

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"Lady, let me shit in peace."

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 07:49

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Leave us alone......I know what I'm doing ;)

toadterror > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 07:59

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Opps haha, not even going to edit. Call the cops

toadterror > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 08:03

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Sorry Kimi, I only date men who get paid

Meatcoma > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 09:39

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"Kimi, thanks for promoting our sport-glasses, your payment is to sex me."

craig-oesterling > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 10:15

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. . .

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 10:26

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blowjobmepleaseyes?

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 12:25

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"Mine's bigger ... "

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 12:25

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Considering some of the current F1 reporting, that seems rather appropriate.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 12:25

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Since kinja ate my first submission somehow...."Leave us alone, I know what I am doing ;)"

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 12:49

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You know how to have fun in a bus?

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 12:51

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Wave to that girl there..we having a threesome tonight. In my car.

hangus77 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 13:10

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"I'm having a shit right now."

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > aquila121 01/10/2014 at 20:04

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Win

choose your prize: NSFW pic or a Shooped Car

aquila121 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/11/2014 at 15:21

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Thanks very much! Let's give the people what they want—may I request a redhead with great eyes? (NSFW doesn't matter as much to me)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > aquila121 01/11/2014 at 15:56

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She has very pretty eyes

aquila121 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/11/2014 at 16:36

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Great smile, too.