Club Loose, on "Missile Car Exemption"

"MountainCommand" (MountainCommand) 01/08/2014 at 16:11 • Filed to: dorifto

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Ive been going through their rule book and its very interesting... "6. Missile Car Exemption – Missile cars are allowed latitude regarding the appearance rules stated above. A car is only a missile car if the driver has another drift car that is sweet. Calling your car a missile car without this means you are cheap and have no taste."

Other rules include:

-Black wheels are expressly forbidden at all Club Loose events under penalty of public humiliation for having no taste, includes flat black, matte black, gloss black and "Time Attack" style.

-Car should not look like a bag of dicks.

Seriously, their rules arent too bad. 4 pages. Very straight forward. And it all seems doable on a small budget.... Looks like i gotta figure out a way to make some extra cash..

roflcopter > MountainCommand 01/08/2014 at 16:16

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Link?

D > MountainCommand 01/08/2014 at 16:16

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inb4 dogisbadob tags this

KB Garage > MountainCommand 01/08/2014 at 16:22

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"-Car should not look like a bag of dicks."

This should be a QOTD. As in "Which car most closely resembles...?"

It's a "Porch-uh" > MountainCommand 01/08/2014 at 16:23

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I like this in the roll cage section:

8. Gussets with dimples are recommended because they look awesome.

N/A POWAAAHH > roflcopter 01/08/2014 at 16:27

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http://www.clubloose.com/clubloose/inde…

MountainCommand > It's a "Porch-uh" 01/08/2014 at 16:29

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LOL i missed that one!

Jayhawk Jake > KB Garage 01/08/2014 at 16:30

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Answer is Nissan Leaf

KB Garage > Jayhawk Jake 01/08/2014 at 16:31

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Hahaha I knew I liked you.

roflcopter > N/A POWAAAHH 01/08/2014 at 16:34

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Thank you kindly!

MonkeePuzzle > MountainCommand 01/08/2014 at 16:51

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6. Exhaust must be present and exit outside of the body of the car. It is recommended that noise from exhaust not exceed 65dB.

Wow, that's a pretty low dB

MonkeePuzzle > MountainCommand 01/08/2014 at 17:00

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I feel that I would be ok with letting this group set our main road rules. They seem very common sense. "hey I can clearly see the rust in your bag of dicks car, you may not drive on the highway"

plainnottoasted > MountainCommand 01/08/2014 at 20:07

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Black wheels are terrible. Florescent green however......

MDP310 > Jayhawk Jake 01/08/2014 at 23:48

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And they said that 4th gen Camaros looked like catfishes.