Oppo Competition

"911e46z06" (911e46z06) 01/05/2014 at 02:40 • Filed to: None

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This should kill some time. I challenge you, Opponaut, to bring back the worst custom version of your own car that you can find.

I'll throw my hat into the ring with a horrible Z06 (which is actually just a shopped regular C6) and a horrible 911.

Also, there are no prizes. Enjoy!

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 02:47

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This was just posted on Oppo yesterday
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/rally-lights-1…

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gometz > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 02:49

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While I believe that is a photoshop (I can tell from the pixels). Here you go:

Wait no... that was wrong. Here:

Shit, I'm bad at this, third time's the charm right?

Dammit!

Okay but these are really the worst I could find (the above all came up under "modded Mercedes C63" and were too nice not to share):

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 02:50

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Well, that's easy. All of them.

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911e46z06 > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 01/05/2014 at 02:50

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Oh man, that's a mess

thebigbossyboss > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 02:51

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Obama cavalier is worse than any rice rockets.

http://jalopnik.com/5069297/im-bar…

911e46z06 > gometz 01/05/2014 at 02:52

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So, is that like camo? Or some kind of computer thing? Also, I'm jealous of your car.

911e46z06 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/05/2014 at 02:54

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Yeah. Back in my college days, we called them 'skittles' because they travelled in packs and came in every color in the rainbow. I've seen some bad ones.

911e46z06 > thebigbossyboss 01/05/2014 at 02:56

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Lmao

thebigbossyboss > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:02

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Indeed. I would rather, the riciest, loudest, lambo-dooring-est rice rocket over a car with a politicians face on it.

Jordan Clifford > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:03

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I mean...... what?

911e46z06 > thebigbossyboss 01/05/2014 at 03:06

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Really anyone's face makes it weird. But especially politicians.

cody > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:06

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911e46z06 > Jordan Clifford 01/05/2014 at 03:07

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I can't even tell what that is. But despite my soft spot for 4-door convertibles, that's nasty.

911e46z06 > cody 01/05/2014 at 03:08

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Somebody got a Pep Boys gift card for x-mas!

The Prince of Peugeot > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:11

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I know, I know. It's not a car, but it's the closest thing I have to a car in my life.

911e46z06 > The Prince of Peugeot 01/05/2014 at 03:14

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I'll allow it

TheOnelectronic > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:20

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The hooligans haven't quite gotten to my DD yet, but here's one for my off-road truck:

A bro-truck monstrosity.

911e46z06 > TheOnelectronic 01/05/2014 at 03:23

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Wow, that's a good one. What's the DD?

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:24

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I drive a 2013 WRX, and someone put a civic body kit on one

I'm pretty sure this joke has been beaten into the ground, but I don't really care, I still think it's kind of funny

Bonus round brought to you by http://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_M…

And now something to cleanse your palate

gometz > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:26

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No idea, kind of looks like it was built from Legos. There are more pics of it online too,

Thanks! Love the car, wish I could find a spot to go faster. Btw, the people one isn't mine. Hate that color on it, mine is a stock gray.

911e46z06 > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 01/05/2014 at 03:27

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Stop cheating! No shops, and your car only.

911e46z06 > gometz 01/05/2014 at 03:30

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I feel you. I got an M3 recently, and now I have a constant hankering to just stop what I'm doing and go shred some mountains.

Rainbow > thebigbossyboss 01/05/2014 at 03:33

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I dunno, actually. Weird? Yes. Creepy? Yep. Interesting? Also sort of yes.

gometz > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:35

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I found a nice spot in Austin, but just as I was getting into it, there was a van going 10 under in front of me. Didn't want to try and pass on that road either.

Dusty Ventures > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:46

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What do I win?

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:47

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I'm lazy, and I was already browsing /r/shitty_car_mods. Yeah it's cheating, yeah I know the "2015 WRX looks like a civic lolol" joke is old and overused, but I don't particularly care

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I feel I may be close to violation of the oppo "don't be a dick" rule, but I already typed all of this stuff out

Milky > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 03:51

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There are so many bad ones it actually hurts to talk about.

911e46z06 > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 01/05/2014 at 03:59

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It's all good. We're all friends here.

911e46z06 > gometz 01/05/2014 at 04:01

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Oh dude, if you're in Texas you got no excuses.

911e46z06 > Dusty Ventures 01/05/2014 at 04:04

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An approving nod

911e46z06 > Milky 01/05/2014 at 04:05

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Not gonna lie, I kinda dig that top one. But man, those other two are bad.

YSI-what can brown do for you > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 04:12

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I found this on the forums one day.

Dusty Ventures > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 04:15

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It's a form of attention! I'll take it!

911e46z06 > YSI-what can brown do for you 01/05/2014 at 04:17

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Damn, that's cheesy. I'm shocked that there haven't been piles of horrible Toyobarus showing up. Seems like it'd be right in the wheelhouse for shitty modders.

wizkashifa > YSI-what can brown do for you 01/05/2014 at 04:17

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At least it's easier to kill with fire now.

YSI-what can brown do for you > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 04:27

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There are a ton. I just have to find them. I was thinking about making a post one day about the terrible Toyobarus out there.

911e46z06 > YSI-what can brown do for you 01/05/2014 at 04:30

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I'm sure they're around. But I was kind of expecting to see them everywhere.

Leadbull > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 04:33

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You will not be sorry

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911e46z06 > Leadbull 01/05/2014 at 04:35

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Oh Snap! I have one of those too.

Leadbull > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 04:40

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Ballin

Hoccy > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 05:18

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As I drive a car that has at some point in its life been #1 car for youngsters with fresh licences, there are a lot to chose from..

promoted by the color red > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 06:12

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This thing. It's an Acura Integra "GS-R". What's wrong?

Where do we start?

- It's got a LS engine. So you lose the MAD VTAKS. Not the worst crime in the world.

- Bride door panels...and the original interior. You get the Bride name and none of the side bolstering. Who needs that while hard cornering anyways?

-The body. It's got the usual JDM headlamps. Not so bad. Then the car seems to sprout a widebody kit but the wheels maintain their original offset, so no performance or style gains. To cap it all off it's got what appears to be the back end of a Nissan 240SX.

Fun stuff. I can sort of see why it's going for $2200.

GhostZ > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 06:23

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This isn't a single ride. This is an image used to promote that body kit, which means there are multiple cars out there with this' custom' design.

GhostZ > promoted by the color red 01/05/2014 at 06:26

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I think they were going for R32 GT-R, not 240SX, but yeah, that's ugly. At least it's just black though, could be bright green or something...

What's really sad is that those are good looking cars stock, and don't really need modification to look cool.

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Pixel > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 08:06

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For the Scion xB, this was(by a country mile) the worst I could find:

xB turned into a fake monster truck pickup(it is still a 2wd, with the stock drivetrain lowered below the body). Splatter/graffiti paint job, green metallic wheels, and a drum kit in the back.

webmonkees > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 10:03

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It's just not very streetable. but passing on a two lane is no problem.

No Prius Needed > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 10:11

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What do I win?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 10:37

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Well there are none for the 2013 Civic (thank god for that)

but.... Civic in general:

I hate this game! (and yes, all are real)

GRawesome > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 11:02

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Worst current gen Challenger:

GRawesome > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 11:03

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It was pretty tough to find a bad early Ford Bronco but this one looked pretty awful to me

GRawesome > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 11:04

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Also pretty tough to find a bad Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40, but I really hate diamond plate so this one gets the prize for being worst

GRawesome > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 11:05

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And lastly (sorry for posting one at a time, but mobile Kinja) slammed Land Rover Series 3:

MIATAAAA > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/05/2014 at 11:32

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I WANT A BUGATTI CIVIC LX RIGHT NOW.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > MIATAAAA 01/05/2014 at 11:33

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It was the only way the VW group felt the Bugatti could be profitable.... merge with the popular Civic hatch

DollaMoneyAve > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 11:38

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BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 11:39

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Ok, what do I win?

I love how they tried to make this last one look artsy with the autumn background. Anyways, here's a stock, unmolested Tipo (mine) for comparison:

heliochrome85 > MIATAAAA 01/05/2014 at 11:40

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SEX ON WHEEL(S)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 11:40

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After seeing everyone elses and only being able to find this, I think I'm getting off prety light... the owner still needs to be beaten with an extension cord though.

heliochrome85 > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 01/05/2014 at 11:42

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That video was like a tall glass of LEMONADE on a hot day. CAN I HAVE ANOTHER?

6cyl > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 11:49

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Find a bad custom e30 you say....

Buried under this awful stripper make up is an e30 m3 ;'(

Idomathforaliving > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/05/2014 at 11:52

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With a couple of minor changes to the headlights and grill so that the resemblance to the Bugatti wouldn't be noticeable the second one may have the potential to be downright tasteful.

6cyl > 6cyl 01/05/2014 at 11:58

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GhostZ > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/05/2014 at 12:00

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That last one is actually sort of cool.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > GhostZ 01/05/2014 at 12:18

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Talk about simplifying and adding lightness

Harris Lue > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 12:18

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I have no words... The Confederate Plate is just icing on the cake...

6cyl > 6cyl 01/05/2014 at 12:20

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And now for some that are completely epic

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 12:22

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These two are the worst I can find.

stuttgartobsessed > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 12:30

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This is what I could find....

Your boy, BJR > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 12:31

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This is the worst sonata i could find which kind of gives me hope because it's really nice but kind of worries me because its a sonata

This is actually the exact opposite of awful. Just thought it should be shared.

cody > 6cyl 01/05/2014 at 12:41

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Currently for sale http://modesto.craigslist.org/cto/4174310889…

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 01/05/2014 at 12:58

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That's ok, instead of the sedan, just order the hatc.... oh, sorry.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Harris Lue 01/05/2014 at 13:05

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No, it's the dually mirrors to see past the twin stacks. The stars and bars are more like sprinkles on top.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Hoccy 01/05/2014 at 13:47

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The yellow one looks quite okay.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/05/2014 at 13:48

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Not that bad actually..

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 01/05/2014 at 13:57

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Except instead of being able to do this (as nature intended)...

It can do... well, nothing useful.

ssidd47 > gometz 01/05/2014 at 14:08

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Dude, so jealous. I drive the C250 coupe. I'm waiting for 2015 to hopefully (fingers crossed) upgrade to the 63.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/05/2014 at 14:36

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Now it looks good (to some people), most land rovers never see the dirt anyway. wich is a shame.

Harris Lue > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 01/05/2014 at 15:20

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You've got a point there! Either way the whole cake tastes like Marlboro Cigarettes, Busch Light, and a little bit of meth lmfaoo

Hoccy > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 01/05/2014 at 15:21

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It's a shame there wasn't a good shot of the rear.. I can't describe how awful that was.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 01/05/2014 at 15:33

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Not entirely true, Series 1 Discoveries are becoming more and more popular with off roading types due to their low purchase cost, ease of modification and availability of off road accessories.

6cyl > cody 01/05/2014 at 16:27

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and its got a V6!

ilostmypants > 911e46z06 01/05/2014 at 16:56

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Saw a donk limo a while ago I think I got a picture I'll have to try and find it :P

911e46z06 > ilostmypants 01/05/2014 at 20:37

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That was my picture. It looks like this.

911e46z06 > Your boy, BJR 01/05/2014 at 20:40

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Is that... a gasser?

911e46z06 > stuttgartobsessed 01/05/2014 at 20:41

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disqualified because rally lights

911e46z06 > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/05/2014 at 20:41

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I need that rat rod

911e46z06 > Harris Lue 01/05/2014 at 20:42

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Lmao dude. I think we have a new leader.

911e46z06 > GhostZ 01/05/2014 at 20:45

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I know there are worse Mustangs out there. That's pretty bad though.

911e46z06 >  01/05/2014 at 20:46

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You're crazy dude. Donks are great.

911e46z06 > Pixel 01/05/2014 at 20:47

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Lol. Drum kit takes her to a new level.

911e46z06 > webmonkees 01/05/2014 at 20:47

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worst dude, not best

911e46z06 > Leadbull 01/05/2014 at 20:50

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Mine doesn't look like that though

911e46z06 > Hoccy 01/05/2014 at 20:53

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I would drive the green one. The M3 mirrors on the orange one make me gag.

911e46z06 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/05/2014 at 20:54

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I want that swamp buggy

911e46z06 > GRawesome 01/05/2014 at 20:56

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That's pretty tame. I haven't seen many bad Challengers. That's a good thing.

911e46z06 > GRawesome 01/05/2014 at 20:56

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I hate those wheels so much. They look bad on everything.

911e46z06 > GRawesome 01/05/2014 at 20:57

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At least it looks purpose-built

911e46z06 > GRawesome 01/05/2014 at 20:57

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What a waste

911e46z06 > DollaMoneyAve 01/05/2014 at 20:58

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that's a lot of ridiculous right there