![]() 01/01/2014 at 17:47 • Filed to: miata | ![]() | ![]() |
Awesomesauce!
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Hella.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 17:55 |
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Flush.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 18:08 |
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How to create a kickass car in 2 easy steps:
1. Obtain car
2. Add Hella lights
There you go. It helps that the Miata is an awesome car to begin with.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 18:13 |
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Looked for Audi Avants with rally lights and this was the only one I could find:
![]() 01/01/2014 at 18:14 |
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By this definition, my daily Civic counts as "kickass" thanks to my addition of two 6-inch driving lights on the front. Maybe that definition should be changed...
![]() 01/01/2014 at 18:20 |
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The lights must serve no function to regular driving. They must be exclusively for the purpose of living out your rallying fantasies while hooning as hard as possible.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 19:07 |
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Does blasting up to the ski mountain in five inches of snow count?
![]() 01/01/2014 at 19:24 |
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Way too flush, far beyound hella.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 19:39 |
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Certainly.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 19:41 |
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On the TurboSloth scale of coolness this is cool. Lets review the math.
-Rally Lights - 1000%
-Miata - 1000%
-Bolt on fenders - 500%
-Wheel choice: Good amount of side wall. Not streched out. Good sizing, and bit of functional camber: 1500%
-Hood scoops - 10%
-Color: Matte green, with a hint of dirt on the front bumper - 1500%
Score: 5510% cool.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 20:01 |
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They say there exists a flush so far from hella, that it could not be described into mere words
![]() 01/01/2014 at 21:30 |
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So much nom.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 21:39 |
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How does the dirt on the front bumper subtract points? Its a rally car :)
![]() 01/01/2014 at 22:49 |
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this miata's meaty tires look much better.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 22:50 |
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Agreed. The only modification I'd keep in this picture is the lights.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 22:57 |
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I think the dashes mean + signs.
![]() 01/01/2014 at 23:37 |
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Hmm. I should have made those colons. I gave the car 1500% more cool because of the dirt. Dirt is always cool.
![]() 01/02/2014 at 06:05 |
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Ah ok. My 'merican english thought it was minus. My bad