I watched The Last Stand last night.

"Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig" (AndySheehan-StreetsideStig) 09/12/2013 at 09:38 • Filed to: None

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It was pretty lame. The acting wasn't, the action was nonsensical (and not in a good way), and Arnold is older than the aether. The parts that were supposed to be funny *cough*luisguzman*cough* weren't, and the parts that weren't supposed to be funny were hilarious.

But I'll give it a solid C- for casting a 1,000 hp ZR1 and a ZL1.

Your boy, BJR > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 09/12/2013 at 09:42

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I liked the part where Johnny Knoxville blew a guy up with a flair gun.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 09/12/2013 at 09:47

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Haha, yes. The cars were the real stars in this movie.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Your boy, BJR 09/12/2013 at 09:48

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Yeah, that was definitely a written-when-drunk moment.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 09/12/2013 at 09:58

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The part were the Corvette buzzed the cop at the beginning and he thought it was a light aircraft doing a flyby made me lol.

GasolineLollipop > Your boy, BJR 09/12/2013 at 10:01

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pew pew

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/12/2013 at 10:02

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I think that was my favorite scene in the movie.

Bonhomme7h > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 09/12/2013 at 11:09

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I always wonder who is the target audience of these explosion movies. Maybe I'm too old to remember... Then I raise my eyes above my screen and see a old DVD of Gone in 60 Seconds and The Rock in the middle of my movie collection. Yeah, I once had 14 years old.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Bonhomme7h 09/12/2013 at 11:19

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I have nothing against the "stupid action movie." I usually love them. I've unapologetically seen Transformers 3 or 4 times. But even a ridiculous action movie needs a certain tidiness. It needs to be well-edited. It needs to flow. It needs sensible dialogue, even if it's cheesy. This had none of those.