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1) Transition Gracefully to friendship
2) Transition Not-so-gracefully to enemy...ship
3) Interact with her only when you can't avoid it
4) Unfriend her, go on about your life as if she were never in it
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Did you answer #5? Then you just might be the dictator of a tiny asian country! Congratulations, you sick power tripping fuck!
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6) Become a depressed alcoholic and cry yourself to sleep every night.
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Never love. All avoided.
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You didn't have to cut me down.
... make out like I never happened and that I was nothing.
I don't even need that though, because you're a tyrant and you treat your people so rough.
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It depends on why you are ex's. if it was mutual and you both were just bored with it, then 1. If she turned into kind of a bitch, then 3. If she got a case of crazy, then 4. If she turned into a bitch and started talking behind your back, then either 2 or 4. If she banged someone else, 5. Zero tolerance for that shit. But whatever you to, don't go all motown and beg for her back.
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0) No gf in the first place
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#4. Like a Band-Aid. Quick and completely.
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That's how I deal with all my problems. Its nice because once you become an alcoholic you've already got step one taken care of for next time.
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to be fair, if you found out your GF was doing dudes, filming it, and exporting it to china you might off her too.
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Date her on and off for like 6 more years. I'll let you know the rest when I get there.
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Transition her to a booty call otherwise never speak of her or admit her existence again. And kill anyone who mentions her.