So Apparently...

"Tom McParland" (tommcparland)
08/30/2013 at 13:00 • Filed to: asshats

Let me set the scene for you...after my wife's appointment we go visit a friend who works at nearby hospital. When we go to park all 20 handicapped spaces are occupied (some of which by cars with no handicapped plates or placards BTW). So we employ our usual strategy and "asshat" park diagonally across two spaces at the end of the lot so my wife can safely deploy her ramp and exit the car. We get back and this is the note on the windshield. Now had I been driving a BMW, with no handicapped plates, taking up prime parking real-estate, fine. But we where at the end of the lot, with plenty of open spaces, in a converted ramp minivan, with a goddamn sticker that says "Ramp access vehicle please leave room!" And I'm the dick???...oh and do you even grammar bro?

DISCUSSION (45)

HammerheadFistpunch > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:05

maybe he was just commenting on the quality of your penis? "Your dick, A!" and it came out wrong. Sorry about not getting an A+ though, what is this the curve?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:06

ahhhh the assholes!

God I hate when people take the handicap spots when they don't need them. Infuriates me. We've discussed these issues before on here.

Reporting back: Lady at my son's daycare no longer takes handicap spots. We warned the staff they'd have a cop in their lot the next time we saw it, never happened again.

Sweet success on that one.

ddavidn > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:06

Wow.

Kinja'd!!!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:10

Since it was "Your" not "You're" and his grammar is also bad, it is safe to say that this was not an insult, it was either a complement or an incomplete proposition. They wan the D man!

Gamecat235 > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:12

Dear Automatch,

Peeple R dum.

Don't let them get you down. If they anger you, they win. Fuck them.

Sincerely,

GC.

sliding-sideways > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:12

Clearly, you are the elite. You have a highly modified van that cost like eleventy thousand dollars, it has a ramp so you don't even have to go down stairs or whatever, and your wife thinks she is too cool to walk everywhere so she uses a wheelchair to get around (probably so she can get the parking spots up front). Some people actually need those spaces, like people with bad acne or whatever. Think of the little people!

But seriously, I hope he was looking at his reflection when he wrote that note.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/30/2013 at 13:16

I never remember where I leave my a dick.

Tom McParland > Gamecat235
08/30/2013 at 13:19

Thanks dude, it just seems to be asshole Friday.

McLarry > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:20

Whoever wrote this is clearly not blessed in the intelligence department... Don't sweat the small potatoes.

Tom McParland > sliding-sideways
08/30/2013 at 13:22

1million sarcasm points well played :)

Chteelers > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:23

You could have moved your car back into one spot before you let. Then upon returning, pulled out to give enough room for the ramp deployment. Just sayin, I can see how someone looking at all handicapped spots full, and one guy parked across two spaces, thinking 'that guy is a dick'.

Mattbob > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:23

wow. I can't even imagine the douchebag that would take the time to write that but not string two thoughts together and realize why you were parked how you were.

Tom McParland > Chteelers
08/30/2013 at 13:24

Yes but what if my wife was driving by herself as she often does?

Sethersm > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:25

Need to make yourself one of these:

Only with the diagonal bars designating an aisle and put it next to the van.

pdthedeuce > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/30/2013 at 13:25

I agree . ithink they were using a "bring your "A"game " reference...as in bring your "A" dick .

The World of Vee > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:28

i know it bugs you but put it this way...if it was a jalop they'd have removed your valve stems or something (because they find the need to do so). just crumple up the note, throw it away and move on.

You win +100 husband points in my book btw :)

desertdog5051 > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:29

Probably put there by one of the dicks that took up a handicap spot. Sometimes people are so quick to assume things.

shpuker > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 13:32

People like this need to be greeted with a swift ball-bat to the balls

Tom McParland > The World of Vee
08/30/2013 at 13:37

If a real Jalop saw it they would have been cool because they are smart enough to recognize a ramp van. :)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > HammerheadFistpunch
08/30/2013 at 13:46

Grading on a curve? I see what you did there.

HammerheadFistpunch > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/30/2013 at 13:49

its hard to get a good grade on the curve...REALLY hard.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Sethersm
08/30/2013 at 13:50

did that just fucking happen? I was wondering what was going to. Holy shit. That's brilliant.

What a pair of balls it would take to set that up. (or in this case, ovaries)

Kugelblitz > Sethersm
08/30/2013 at 14:23

Slow and munificent clapping.

The World of Vee > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 14:26

i wish! lol they probably would actually do nothing because they're only tough on the internet but they all like to talk a big game regardless

Victorious Secret > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 14:29

I make it a point to insult people by formulating clever and grammatically correct responses otherwise I end up looking like the worthless sack of meat.

Chteelers > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 14:37

Then I guess you just have to deal with the inevitable note on your car, and shrug it off.

waymoe > Victorious Secret
08/30/2013 at 14:38

lol

Victorious Secret > waymoe
08/30/2013 at 14:42

Hello Swine, how goes it?

waymoe > Victorious Secret
08/30/2013 at 14:45

Pretty good, how are you?

Xander, Proud of BOXER > Victorious Secret
08/30/2013 at 14:48

That's not Swine homie. I'm swine and TDH. It's a persona I created to ruffle feathers. Rustle jimmies. Rouse anger. Etc.

Victorious Secret > waymoe
08/30/2013 at 14:52

Tired, work is dragging on.

Victorious Secret > Xander, Proud of BOXER
08/30/2013 at 14:52

I thought you were Spiegel?

Jesus my whole life has been a lie.

Kate's Dirty Sister > Victorious Secret
08/30/2013 at 14:53

I'm Roberto G.

Victorious Secret > Kate's Dirty Sister
08/30/2013 at 14:54

You don't own an Aveo.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 14:54

Never allow yourself to be insulted by someone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

feather-throttle-not-hair > Victorious Secret
08/30/2013 at 14:57

This is the last note I wrote. Stupid pontiac G8 GT with "GXP" badges parked in my spot.

Kinja'd!!!

waymoe > Victorious Secret
08/30/2013 at 14:58

Kick its ass.

Why the name calling? I am no swine, Im a person.

Victorious Secret > feather-throttle-not-hair
08/30/2013 at 14:58

Kill them with immense kindness

Victorious Secret > waymoe
08/30/2013 at 15:00

Swine is delicious.

You can't deny that.

Kinja'd!!!

feather-throttle-not-hair > Tom McParland
08/30/2013 at 15:11

Sometimes you just get called a dick. It sucks, it's a shitty feeling.

The last time I narrowly avoided an accident after being cut off, the guy stopped at a stoplight facing the opposite direction ended up door to door with me. Both of our windows were down and he didn't see the car that cut me off, nearly running me into him.

He looked at me and said "what the fuck are you doing?" before rolling his window up and driving off. I wanted so badly to offer an explanation like "Not hitting you" but there was no opportunity to do so. That guy now thinks i'm a dick for the rest of his life.

Tom McParland > feather-throttle-not-hair
08/30/2013 at 15:12

You know I don't think I would mind so much...if I was actually being a dick. But oh well...I needed to vent. You guys made me feel better and now on with my day. :)

waymoe > Victorious Secret
08/30/2013 at 15:13

No denying that. I love some pork ribs

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Victorious Secret
08/30/2013 at 18:11

My love of pork prevents me from ever being a member of 2 major religions....three if you're supposed to be a vegetarian in Buddhism!

overdrv > Tom McParland
03/21/2014 at 15:10

I used to draw the Handicap symbol on the front windshield in blue lipstick when I saw someone who was not handicapped parked in a handicap spot.

Tom McParland > overdrv
03/21/2014 at 16:03

You are awesome!