The "Fastest Lap Around Manhatten"

Kinja'd!!! "ncasolowork2" (ncasolowork2)
08/29/2013 at 13:28 • Filed to: None

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You know if I'm a member of the NYPD I'd want to put a stop to this real fast. So here's what I would do. I'd hire a professional driver close off the streets for 20 minutes and set an unbreakable record.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Sir Halffast > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:29

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Wouldn't be enough. People would still try because people in general, are dumb.


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:30

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Still wouldn't prevent Fast and Furious wannabe's from trying though.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > Z_Stig
08/29/2013 at 13:31

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Might prevent someone. If the record can't be touched there's a lack of motivation to try. You might be able to break the unofficial record while there's traffic, but there's no way you can break the actual record which takes away a lot of the reason for doing it.


Kinja'd!!! CB > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:33

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One word: chicanes. Like, a lot of them. The road would never be straight. Good luck maintaining a good line, asshole!

Or speedbumps. Although that would only convince people to start using Raptors.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:34

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I'd rather get a few nice CDs, a couple of good cigars, and a friendly co-driver and set the record for the most leisurely lap of Manhattan.


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:34

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For extra record unbreakableness, use a Radical SR8 LM.

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Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:35

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Just wondering, would the record count if the person ran all the stop lights? From the videos I see of these attempts, everyone stops at the stoplights.

(no, I'm not going to do it, but I'm just wondering.)


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:35

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Hopefully it would cause a some of the brighter people to reason. But guys in bone-stock Civics still try racing high-performance cars because they think their skills are so much better and they have to prove it to the whole wide world.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > Sparf
08/29/2013 at 13:35

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I think they'd be better off in a BAC Mono.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > TurboSloth
08/29/2013 at 13:36

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The thing is that is where this is eventually going. Someone is going to run reds to break the record. If you're near the finish and you see a red that you know is going to ruin your time what do you do?


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:37

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The SR8 LM holds the Nürburgring Production Car lap record of 6:48, so I believe it's actually faster.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > Sparf
08/29/2013 at 13:38

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According to the Top Gear board I think the BAC Mono is probably faster. Maybe Top Gear didn't try the SR8 LM but I could swear they did.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:38

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*Manhattan


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/29/2013 at 13:40

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Potatoe


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > CB
08/29/2013 at 13:40

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Yes! The chicanes from the New York track on Forza!


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:43

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Welp, if you say so!


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > Sparf
08/29/2013 at 13:43

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Let's just go flat out race and use the SR9.

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 13:48

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If the NYPD wants to stop this, they'll track this guy down and fine (and/or jail him) for every infraction he committed in the video.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Sparf
08/29/2013 at 13:52

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Caparo T1?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ncasolowork2
08/29/2013 at 14:15

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Tomato?


Kinja'd!!! Converse > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/29/2013 at 15:39

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Statute of limitations for traffic violations is about 3 years in New York IIRC. This is the reason that this attempt in 2010 is just now surfacing and why Alex Roy waited for a similar period of time before he released his videos and book.