My hand works again!

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/28/2013 at 19:16 • Filed to: +42 trolling abilities, ouchies

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TROLL ALL THE INTERNETS AND WRITE ALL THE THINGS!

Yeah, yeah, it was just a tendon injury, but it still hurt like crazy after it happened.

Also, this cast comes off tomorrow. Any guesses as to how many feet it will smell like underneath? Not just any feet—like, fungal necrotic feet from a sumo-wrestler wearing pleather heels in 120-degree weather. It smells that bad from the outside.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Stef Schrader
08/28/2013 at 19:18

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I just had tendon surgery too, I now have the craziest looking splint on my hand. My cast came off yesterday.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Stef Schrader
08/28/2013 at 19:19

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According to my calculations, your arm should smell like 57.86 fungal necrotic feet from sumo-wrestlers wearing pleather heels in 120-degree weather.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Stef Schrader
08/28/2013 at 19:21

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The best part? Finally being able to SCRATCH THAT GAWTDAMN ITCH!


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Stef Schrader
08/28/2013 at 19:23

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The stuffed cow?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
08/28/2013 at 19:31

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Ah crap, she's back. It was nice while it lasted guys.

Seriously though, glad you're doing better. Here's a "welcome back to full dexterity" puffalump

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Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Stef Schrader
08/28/2013 at 19:37

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OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR CAR!?


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dusty Ventures
08/28/2013 at 20:20

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It looks like that creature has some sort of symbiotic smiley face for a nose.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Blondude
08/28/2013 at 21:15

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My finger's blocking the front part for a reason.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > BaconSandwich is tasty.
08/28/2013 at 21:15

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
08/28/2013 at 21:17

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He was just the right height to keep my cast off the keyboard when my neck and shoulders were le fu, too.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Anon
08/28/2013 at 21:18

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YES.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/28/2013 at 21:18

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Ouuuuuuuuuuuch. How bad did yours stink?


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Stef Schrader
08/28/2013 at 22:01

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It looks like you just executed a sweet clothes-line on the cow thing.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Agrajag
08/28/2013 at 22:11

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Fancy cow tippin'.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Stef Schrader
08/29/2013 at 08:04

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Didn't really notice an unpleasant smell, the worst was seeing the incision the doc had made, a big Z on my hand.